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Song Parodies -> "Joan Rivers"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Henry Mancini

Parody Song Title:

"Joan Rivers"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Joan Rivers
Older than the sky
And yet she's still alive
Some think
Oh, fame squatter
With lame daughter
Whenever you show up
I throw up
My drink

Two witches
Stalk the Golden Globes
There's lots of silly-cones
To see
But your plas-tic head's
World renowned
A cartoon walkin' round
Like Huckleberry Hound
Joan Rivers
Scares me

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AFW - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You hit the Red Carpet with this...funny! 555
malcolm higgins - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
tighter than her last facelift 5-5-5
Claude Prez - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Huckleberry Hound -- great match there. Awesome!!
Olvan The Terrible - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Can we talk about this parody? Oh! Oh!
Rich Reese - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
fame squatter....lame daughter....throwing up drink... Had me LOL! 2 witches stalk the GG's....I love it!
Bob Gomez, replacing his carpet - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
You nailed this one, Claude. 5 silly cones for ya. d;:^)
Michael McVey - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, and you spoofed a song almost as old as she is! Good work :) -- MM
Claude Prez - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Bob but this one is Spaff
Bob Gomez, lights coming on - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa. Maybe I should start paying attention or something! Great song, Spaff, as always...d;:^)
Just One of the Monkeys - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanx, AFW & Malcum & C4P & Olvan & Rich & Bob Frickin' Gomez & MM. You can catch Joan & Melissa at the Globes on the illustrious TV Guide Channel tonight.
Scathe - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Whenever I read your parodies, I'm left questioning your sanity. I do enjoy myself though.
Tim Mayfield - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff!
Ravyn Rant - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The last verse is sheer genius, a word I use all too often to describe your stuff, Spaff. I need a better vocabulary.
2Eagle - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
You trashed such a pretty song, but I enjoyed the poking fun at Joan Rivers. Try doing a parody about Mr. Blackwell next.
alvin rhodes - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
nightmares for me tonight...5s
Just One of the Monkeys - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated thanx, Scathe & Tim & Ravyn & 2Eagle & alvin!
Spoof-Man - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
"Oh, fame squatter With lame daughter Whenever you show up I throw up My drink" Just to funny Spff..topofunny 555
Jack Wilson - November 24, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL Ive seen this on your site,didnt know it waso n here too! 555!
Spaff.com - February 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanx, Spoof-Man & Local Celebrity!

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