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Song Parodies -> "I'm Here To Kill Vampires"

Original Song Title:

"They Call The Wind Mariah"

Original Performer:

Harve Presnell

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Here To Kill Vampires"

Parody Written by:

Klif Fuller

The Lyrics

Away out here they've got a use
For crosses , stakes and fire.
The stake is best, the final blow
When you're killing a vampire;

Vampires scare the peasant folk ,
And send the bats a-flyin'.
Vampires, once they have awoke
The locals all start dyin'.

Vampires
Vampires
I'm here to kill Vampires

I hunt the damned Vampires here
Before they start a-wakin'
I must be brave and have no fear,
Coz soon I must start stakin'

I seek them out while they're at rest
In daylight, while it's safer.
I creep into their filthy nest
With stake and Holy wafer

Vampires
Vampires
I'm here to kill vampires

Out here the un dead walk the night
And blood is what they're drinkin'.
They need to drain a throbbing vein,
In necks their fangs are sinkin'

So on I go, my stake in hand
I must, though I don't care to
I hope that I can make a stand
Against these Nosferatu

Vampires
Vampires
Vampires
God watch over me....

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