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Song Parodies -> "J-Lo"

Original Song Title:

"Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"J-Lo"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

J-Lo, J-ay-ay-Lo
Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam

Dream all night "bout her lovely bum
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Jerk my banana till the morning come
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

Come Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

Me six inch, seven inch, eight inch LUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Six inch, seven inch, eight inch LUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)

She beautiful, me no wait manana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Ride her out back in de cabana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

Come, Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam) Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)

J-Lo, J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam))

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 29

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Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
In my haste to submit, I didn't proof this properly and, left a couple of the OS lines in. Pardon my sloppy work, please.
Royce Miller - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Its humor supercedes whatever mistake you're talking about.
Billy Boyd - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not that familiar with the OS, though I'm sure I've heard, but I did't notice any mistakes. This was super funny. All fives.
AFW - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
High-larious...Some really funny lines, like," Come, Miss Jenny Block, marry me banana"
Poopie Longstocking - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
This is a great parody of one of the best songs of the 1950s! I really loved it...5,5,5!
John Barry - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Absolutely hilarious!
alvin rhodes - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
five-ohs
Troy - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! WHAT A CACK!!! WHAT A CACK!!! ALL 5's MATE, ALL 5's!!!!!!
Red Ant - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I didn't notice the missing lines. Funny. 5s.
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
Michael Pacholek - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You are one sick sucka. Don't ever change. I don't know how this wasn't tried before, but you nailed it -- if you'll pardon the choice of words.
John Jenkins - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Actually, this was tried before. I can't find it now, but about a year ago, someone did a J-Lo parody to this song, which included one great line that I still remember, "J-Lo's bum got its own time zone." Anyway, Rick, your effort is very original and very good.
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael and John. John, I did a search in misc and 60's but, didn't find anything with the title "J-Lo". I was a bit surprised at that, given that, almost every time I think of something I think is worthwhile, someone has beaten me to it. It's a good thing I'm not an inventor, eh? Michael, if you think this is sick, wait until you see my next parody...
Johnny D - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
"Dream all night "bout her lovely bum" ... Rick, you are indeed a man of good taste! 555!
Phil Alexander - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
:-)
Rick C - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny and Phil. :-)
Stuart McArthur - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
something about "Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam" that is absolutely hilarious - defies analysis - LOL - 555
Rick C - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Mr. McArthur.
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Rick. High 5's Warped minds think alike. I've beenworking this exact title for a short time....even had the same exact 6-inch, 7-inch,-8-inch lunch line in it. I'll forget it now, it wouldn't come close to this, which is fantastic.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll second Stuart McArthur's defied analysis!
Leo Jay - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I did do a "J.Lo" to "Day-O" also a while back, but strangely, it has disappeared. (Thanks, John Jenkins for remembering that line!). Anyway, great minds. This version is hilarious! "Marry me banana" -- classic.
Adagio - July 19, 2005 - Report this comment
What a lot of comments to get through! And all deserved. This was funny and clever, too. 5's
Agrimorfee - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) This is will be one of the 5.
Red Ant - July 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) Still funny Rick.
Rick D - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Agreeing with Agri again. You are the opposite of my boss. Since you came on you've been raising the bar. He's been barring my raise.
Charlie Decker - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Wow. Freakin' hilarious!
anal re10tiv cop - July 26, 2005 - Report this comment
as a reminder, the original is from the 50's not the 60's. i approve of this parody because it has great content.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Stuart McArthur - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
( J ) - I was going to say how funny "(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)" was, and I see that's what I said last time - so double kudos - silly and funny stuff
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Great title, hilarious lines throughout. So, banana then split, eh? 555
Jeff Reuben - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hadn't heard other versions of this...this one was hilarious though! Lots of good lines.
ABC's OF PARODIES ROUND "J" SILVER MEDAL - August 13, 2005 - Report this comment
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