Song Parodies -> J-Lo
| Original Song Title: | "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" |
| Original Performer: | Harry Belafonte |
| Parody Song Title: | "J-Lo" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick Cormier |
J-Lo, J-ay-ay-Lo
Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam
Dream all night "bout her lovely bum
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Jerk my banana till the morning come
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Me six inch, seven inch, eight inch LUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Six inch, seven inch, eight inch LUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
She beautiful, me no wait manana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Ride her out back in de cabana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come, Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam) Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J-Lo, J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam))
Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam
Dream all night "bout her lovely bum
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Jerk my banana till the morning come
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Me six inch, seven inch, eight inch LUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Six inch, seven inch, eight inch LUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
She beautiful, me no wait manana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Ride her out back in de cabana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
Come, Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam) Daylight come and he wan' go home)
Come, Missy Jenny Block, marry me banana
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J-Lo, J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)
J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J, me say J-ay-ay-Lo
(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam))
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In my haste to submit, I didn't proof this properly and, left a couple of the OS lines in. Pardon my sloppy work, please.
Its humor supercedes whatever mistake you're talking about.
I'm not that familiar with the OS, though I'm sure I've heard, but I did't notice any mistakes. This was super funny. All fives.
High-larious...Some really funny lines, like," Come, Miss Jenny Block, marry me banana"
This is a great parody of one of the best songs of the 1950s! I really loved it...5,5,5!
Absolutely hilarious!
five-ohs
BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! WHAT A CACK!!! WHAT A CACK!!! ALL 5's MATE, ALL 5's!!!!!!
I didn't notice the missing lines. Funny. 5s.
Thanks all!
You are one sick sucka. Don't ever change. I don't know how this wasn't tried before, but you nailed it -- if you'll pardon the choice of words.
Actually, this was tried before. I can't find it now, but about a year ago, someone did a J-Lo parody to this song, which included one great line that I still remember, "J-Lo's bum got its own time zone." Anyway, Rick, your effort is very original and very good.
Thanks, Michael and John. John, I did a search in misc and 60's but, didn't find anything with the title "J-Lo". I was a bit surprised at that, given that, almost every time I think of something I think is worthwhile, someone has beaten me to it. It's a good thing I'm not an inventor, eh? Michael, if you think this is sick, wait until you see my next parody...
"Dream all night "bout her lovely bum" ... Rick, you are indeed a man of good taste! 555!
:-)
Thanks, Johnny and Phil. :-)
something about "Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam" that is absolutely hilarious - defies analysis - LOL - 555
Thank you, Mr. McArthur.
Great stuff, Rick. High 5's Warped minds think alike. I've beenworking this exact title for a short time....even had the same exact 6-inch, 7-inch,-8-inch lunch line in it. I'll forget it now, it wouldn't come close to this, which is fantastic.
I'll second Stuart McArthur's defied analysis!
I did do a "J.Lo" to "Day-O" also a while back, but strangely, it has disappeared. (Thanks, John Jenkins for remembering that line!). Anyway, great minds. This version is hilarious! "Marry me banana" -- classic.
What a lot of comments to get through! And all deserved. This was funny and clever, too. 5's
(ABC05) This is will be one of the 5.
(ABC05) Still funny Rick.
Agreeing with Agri again. You are the opposite of my boss. Since you came on you've been raising the bar. He's been barring my raise.
(ABC) Wow. Freakin' hilarious!
as a reminder, the original is from the 50's not the 60's. i approve of this parody because it has great content.
(ABC) See above!
( J ) - I was going to say how funny "(Way tight buns make me, at the mouth, foam)" was, and I see that's what I said last time - so double kudos - silly and funny stuff
Great title, hilarious lines throughout. So, banana then split, eh? 555
Hadn't heard other versions of this...this one was hilarious though! Lots of good lines.
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