-> "Dumbbell Liar"
Original Song Title:
"Jambalaya"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dumbbell Liar"
The Lyrics
(instrumental intro)
Scandal blew! Dubya knew what transpired.
FBI said, "Watch the sky, alert the wire."
Poppy's son, the Dim One, should be fired.
What he had done has now been spun; Shrub's a liar.
Dumbbell liar should be fired for his fumble.
Hear their spite, see the Right spin and stumble.
What Bush knew, but didn't do, goes no higher.
What he had done has now been spun; Shrub's a liar.
Called a liar, raised his ire, White House buzzing!
What Bush knew, but didn't do, pre-9/11.
He gotta know, but said "No go. There's no fire."
What he had done has now been spun; Shrub's a liar.
Dumbbell liar should be fired for his fumble.
Hear their spite, see the Right spin and stumble.
What Bush knew, but didn't do, goes no higher.
What he had done has now been spun; Shrub's a liar.
Could drag down Bush's crown, impeach this rogue.
Spinners hid what he did, events dire.
All his men who plotted then should fry in Crisco.
What he had done has now been spun; Shrub's a liar.
Dumbbell liar should be fired for his fumble.
Hear their spite, see the Right spin and stumble.
What Bush knew, but didn't do, goes no higher.
What he had done has now been spun; Shrub's a liar.
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