I was stuck in a traffic jam on the thirty-seven interstate
When there comes a red convertible with a driver who did state
His Caddy was a dreamy car, It was his finest ride.
So I said I was a dealer, and I told him that with pride
He asked me if I'd had a car with so much style and class
And I said, "Listen Bud. I've driven every car. Funny you should ask!"

I've driven every one, man
I've driven every one, man
Drove every one I swear, man
I've breathed that new car smell, man
Autos - drove them here and there, man
I've driven every one.

I've driven a:
Yugo, Alero, Cargo
Infiniti
Geo, Winnebego, Tahoe
Mitsubishi
Mercury, Denali, Cherokee, Super Duty
Envoy, C R V, L T D, Carrera GT,
'Stang II, Subaru, Malibu
A GTO, Sorento, Murano, Volvo
A lot of dealers I know

I've driven every one, man
I've driven every one, man
Drove every one I swear, man
I've breathed that new car smell, man
Autos - drove them here and there, man
I've driven every car.

I've driven a:
Sedan, Caravan, Nissan
Safari Wagon,
Porche Cayenne
Grand Am, Astro Van
Alfa Romeo, Durango, Alero, Milano
Venture Van
Maxima, Alterra, Sentra
Toyo Avalon
Bonneville, DeVille, Seville
Xterra, Achieva, Bravada, Montana
Oh Susannah!

I've driven every car, man
I've driven every car, man
Drove every one I swear, man
I've breathed that new car smell, man
Autos - drove them here and there, man
I've driven every car.

I've driven a:
Highlander, Spyder, Boxter
Solara
4 Runner, Rainier, X L R
Equinox
Corvette, Chevette, Element
Odyssy
Elantra, Sonata, Miata
Avanti
Sorento, Montego, Colorado, Chevy Aveo
Silverado, Monte Carlo
See where I can go

I've driven every one, man
I've driven every one, man
Drove every one I swear, man
I've breathed that new car smell, man
Autos - drove them here and there, man
I've driven every car.

I've driven a:
Cruiser, Explorer, Ascender
Monterro
Wrangler, Navigator, Aviator
Eldorado
Town Car, Armored Card
Caddilaced, Taxi hacked
Frontier, Cavalier, Mountaineer, Wagoneer
Spectra, Impala, Dakota,
Mitsubishi, Audi, Century, Bucket T
In Detroit City

I've driven every car, man
I've driven every car, man
Drove every one I swear, man
I've breathed that new car smell, man
Autos - drove them here and there, man
[ Is there a make you haven't drove? ]
I've driven every one.