Song Parodies -> W, the Ape Sagitarius
| Original Song Title: | "Aquarius" |
| Original Performer: | Hair: Original Broadway Cast |
| Parody Song Title: | "W, the Ape Sagitarius" |
| Parody Written by: | Minneret |
When the boob
That's in the White House
Is stupid and
A lyin' fart
And he's
Mocked all over the planet
He's dumb, and a ritard
This is the dawning of the
Ape Sagitarius, the ape sagitarius
Itarius, itarius
Day-to-day misunderstandings
Prison abuse recreation
More and more and more grandstanding
Always lacking in direction
Lips are sealed for his protection
Only cares for re-election
Itarius, itarius
When the mood
Suddenly strikes him
He bows his head
And prays
Says, "Lord,
Please bless my friend Scalia --
I'll need him
Election Day"
This is the dawning of the
Ape Sagitarius, the ape sagitarius
Itarius, itarius
That's in the White House
Is stupid and
A lyin' fart
And he's
Mocked all over the planet
He's dumb, and a ritard
This is the dawning of the
Ape Sagitarius, the ape sagitarius
Itarius, itarius
Day-to-day misunderstandings
Prison abuse recreation
More and more and more grandstanding
Always lacking in direction
Lips are sealed for his protection
Only cares for re-election
Itarius, itarius
When the mood
Suddenly strikes him
He bows his head
And prays
Says, "Lord,
Please bless my friend Scalia --
I'll need him
Election Day"
This is the dawning of the
Ape Sagitarius, the ape sagitarius
Itarius, itarius
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This is quite possibly the most bizarre parody I've read.
GET YOUR STINKING LAWS OFF MY GUN YOU DIRTY GUN-CONTROLLING APE!
This is the most ridiculous nonsensical piece of drivel -- The Ape Sagitarius? Bush isn't even a Sagitarius -- what does that mean? It just happens to rhyme with the original words -- so WHAT? And yet SIX of you gave this a 5-5-5, and one a 4-5-5? Is there NO integrity to the critiques on these boards whatsoever? Geez, I should toss off some piece of trash and post it just to see how you people rate it...
How long had it been since you slept when you wrote this parody?? It doesn't even make sense!
Wow! This is WAY better than any of the schlock I've ever made lots of money from! I give this a vote of 555 !
Since when did an ape become an archer?
I'm half-archer, half horse's ass.
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