You ask me why I am a naked guy
I'm naked noon and night
Gives some a fright!
I'm naked, don't you know
I am not high--no, no!
I'm not sick in the head
And I was well-bred--darling

I walk around all bare, all beautifully bare
Walking, talking, eating--I been waxin'
I'm all bare, I don't care
Clothes are bunk, so long (bare!)
Hey baby, yo mama!
Everyone nudie, nudie

Bare! (bare, bare, bare, bare bare bare!)
Got it? Flaunt it!
Long as you don't taunt it, go bare!

Got a dream, we could be clothes-less society
Throw out all the penalties to be bare
I'm not a tease--no laughing please
Don't act like nerds or fat bastards
Lose your bow tie, your suspenders, underwear go

Bare! (bare, bare, bare, bare bare bare!)
Got it? Flaunt it!
Long as you don't taunt it, go bare!

Got bodies long, short, lanky, skinny
Chubby, bony, skanky, smelly
Oily, greasy, teensy-weensy
Flexing, stretching, ashen, flashin'!
Spotted, acne-dotted, wasted, seated, sated
Hairy, scary, and athletic
Robust, obese, knock-kneed and phlegmatic!

O say, can you see, my ass?
If you can't, it's just too cold!
Naked here, naked there
Do you dare show it fair?
Come undress yourself
Nude nude nude nude, nude-nude nude nude nude!

And now I got my mojo
It's time to do some yoga
My yoga on my mat, brilliantly typic'lly bare
I'm bare like Eve and Adam
In the fabled land of Eden
Hallejuah, I show off my bum
Why do they prosecute me?

Bare! (bare, bare, bare, bare bare bare!)
Got it? Flaunt it!
Long as you don't taunt it, go bare!
(REPEAT)
I'M BAAAAARRRRRrrrrrrre!