Song Parodies -> 4-Hour Erections
| Original Song Title: | "Midnight Confessions" |
| Original Performer: | Grass Roots |
| Parody Song Title: | "4-Hour Erections" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Rotondo |
We see these Viagra commercials daily and I see no practical reason for seeking medical help for this possible side effect. I'd gladly welcum it!
The sound of her footsteps
Tells me that she’s near
I take the blue power pill
That’ll kick it in gear, except
In my 4-hour erections
They say I need to call doc, but who’d want to?
In my female selections
Calling 2 or 3 more and we’ll all screw
The love crew!
Gonna give’em a ring cause my ding-a-ling
is ready for hours on end.
Super Hero tonight, go grab me a bite
This foursome delight.
Overcoming dysfunctions
I’m Hefner for the night.
Extends beyond my wildest dreams
Achieving record heights.
In my 4-hour erections
They say I need to call doc, but who’d want to?
Didn’t read all the directions
Gonna take a timeout cause I’m all blue,
Like old Hugh.
Never been one to swing, then give’em the sting
till this pill overworked.
Gonna grow a mustache, avoiding the rash
Do you girls take cash?
In my 4-hour erections
They say I need to call doc, but who’d want to?
Na na-nana na na na-na
Na na-nana na na na-na
Tells me that she’s near
I take the blue power pill
That’ll kick it in gear, except
In my 4-hour erections
They say I need to call doc, but who’d want to?
In my female selections
Calling 2 or 3 more and we’ll all screw
The love crew!
Gonna give’em a ring cause my ding-a-ling
is ready for hours on end.
Super Hero tonight, go grab me a bite
This foursome delight.
Overcoming dysfunctions
I’m Hefner for the night.
Extends beyond my wildest dreams
Achieving record heights.
In my 4-hour erections
They say I need to call doc, but who’d want to?
Didn’t read all the directions
Gonna take a timeout cause I’m all blue,
Like old Hugh.
Never been one to swing, then give’em the sting
till this pill overworked.
Gonna grow a mustache, avoiding the rash
Do you girls take cash?
In my 4-hour erections
They say I need to call doc, but who’d want to?
Na na-nana na na na-na
Na na-nana na na na-na
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Went a lonnnnng way for that one!
Great OS & parody, Jimbo!
Never mind four hours, your getting five!
Ahhh, I remember 4-hour erections. It was called "staying after school to watch cheerleader practice". Good times.
hilarious...who'd want to indeed !....bravo !
I Loved the "Love Crew" sailing with Captain Hugh! Oh, the Blue Boat is sailing today . . .
Seeing as I don't have a penis and thus can't have an erection, I don't understand the whole 4-hour erection thing, but I enjoy the absurdity of some ED drug commercials, and this parody was great. 5s.
Thank you all very much, reminds me summer's almost here and I need to tighten the diving board.
While this was funny, the actual condition is not. Has to do with blood flow and blood pressure and could lead to heart attacks. But as someone with access to the Internet and pictures of a certain Welsh actress, I feel your pain -- or so to speak!
My goodness, either someone has no clue of the original song or I've been screwed by a nun! Youzza!
Pitchin' a tent, are ya? Reminds me of this South Park Episode where Jimmy Valmer is having trouble with his erections. 555.
Lord Pacholek, just where has LadyCatherine been these days? Have NOT heard about any new movie releases . . .
Superb title switch and funny song, but.... to add to what MP said, sometimes only surgery will *ever* make it go away -- with a 30% chance of *permanent* damage. Plus, you look silly walking in to work or school.
Also, it's not quite the fun you'd think. As with the common side effect of Prozac™ to (intercourse) for hours and never be able to "finish" is the ultimate in frustration.
Sorry to throw medical rain on the parade, but still 555s for the title sub and funny song... but *IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK!* (not to mention loss of vision, headaches, backaches, etc.)
Also, it's not quite the fun you'd think. As with the common side effect of Prozac™ to (intercourse) for hours and never be able to "finish" is the ultimate in frustration.
Sorry to throw medical rain on the parade, but still 555s for the title sub and funny song... but *IT'S NOT WORTH THE RISK!* (not to mention loss of vision, headaches, backaches, etc.)
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