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Song Parodies -> "Gal Cortege"

Original Song Title:

"Ten Guitars"

Original Performer:

Gordon Mills

Parody Song Title:

"Gal Cortege"

Parody Written by:

Vicki & Talia

The Lyrics

This is for all those Gal's looking for a theme song on there night out - thats what we made it up for. If you want the sheet music for this song try:
- this is not my website and i have no idea whos it is but it holds the original words and sheet music.
I have a band of gal's and each year they come drink with me.
We come from miles around to invade your fair City.
Around the bar, my Gal Cortège will play a song for you.
And if you're the friendly type, then this is what you do.

O oh Buy buy buy us another round
And very soon we'll move on to the next town
If we get drunk enough we'll soon be on the ground
When you buy buy buy us another round.

Our Gal cortège are out for laughs, the men will always say.
So give attention to us Gals and we will start to play,
Around the bar my Gal cortège want a free beer from you,
So if you want us to shut up then you know what to do

O oh Buy buy us a round of Gins,
And very soon Michelle will start to spin
Through the tears of laughter you'll see us all grin
If you Buy buy us a round of Gins.
The Chorus can be easily edited to include any womens name - if you want some examples of alternative choruses please e-mail me at

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