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Song Parodies -> "Las Vegas Stripper"

Original Song Title:

"Wichita Lineman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Las Vegas Stripper"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

She is a stripper in Las Vegas and she dances for pay
Her garter belt is always full but there is more to say
Exotic dancing kills her ego and her person as a whole
And the Las Vegas Stripper has gone down the pole

She knows she needs an education but the money's too good
And if she quits she cannot even pay for her own food
Her bad habits get in the way and her life is in the hole
And the Las Vegas Stripper has gone down the pole

Her bad habits get in the way and her life is in the hole
And the Las Vegas Stripper has gone down the pole

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Royce Miller - December 06, 2002 - Report this comment
I love anything by Jimmy Webb--I like your idea.
"Sioux Denim" - December 07, 2002 - Report this comment
Very good, but sad rather than funny.
Tim Hall - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
What would anyone think about having an amiright.com convention here in Las Vegas? We could showcase our parody talents there and have a hell of a good time as well
Wild Man - September 28, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a great Idea Tim, however it would take a considerable amount of time and money to plan such an event. Chucky would need to have a large sponsorship to pull that off. I've been on planning commities of large funtions. It takes dedication and dinero. Still, I support your Idea, perhaps It could happen one day.
Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
AN AMIRIGHT.COM CONVENTION:
Anyone else care to comment on Tim Hall's IDEA?????
Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
An AMIRIGHT.com CONVENTION.... ANYONE ? Your thoughts on Tim's Idea folks
Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
FREE HARLEY RIDES....., Join the AMIRIGHT.COM COVENTION.........Tim's IDEA (This is my last attempt....TIM )
IN Fabulous LAS VEGAS NEVADA> Be the first to show case your parody.
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ANY thoughts Amirighters........?
Static - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
uh... oops... sorry -BLINK- -BLINK- i think it's a good idea. except some of us (myself-i dunno) can't sing. if not in an arena, it'd be in an internet cafe :) but still a good idea
Claude Prez - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Good idea hypothetically. Realistically...now if you all wanted to come to Indiana, I'm in.
Static - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
let's go sabotage some farm in Kansas and have a bunch of wheat field dancers! uh... oops, too ambitious. what about... um, no. ok? i'll be on the committee that figures out how to steal Bill Gates's money! hey, at least some of us should get revenge :P
Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you all for the comments. Tim If I ever get out to Vegas, I promise to look you up!
Tim Hall - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Speaking of Harleys, there was a Harley rally last month in downtown Las Vegas at the Fremont Street Experience. The amiright comvention could be at one of the more reasonably priced Strip hotels (NOT the Bellagio, Mandalay Bay, Paris, or Venetian) such as Harrah's, Flamingo, Tropicana, or Sahara.
Adagio - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Everybody come to Tennessee...now THAT'S closer.
Wild Man - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree Tim, I still think it could happen one day...but we'd need to have support of the other authors to make it a success. More people need to comment on your idea.......
Speaking of HD , I will be going to Biketoberfest in Daytona at the end of OCT. So Chalupa Awards may be latter than usual.
Tim did you know you had a mention this month?
Tim Hall - October 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, I am familiar with the mention
Wild Man - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Here>>> Tims AMIRIGHT CONVENTION IDEA, while your here, read his parody & Vote!
Adagio - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
What about a convention in the middle of the US? But how many authors are from overseas?
Judson Guest - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
It lacks any optimism or redemptive hope--it's just some poor girl flushing her life down the drain on stage.

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