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Song Parodies -> "Genitals On My Mind"

Original Song Title:

"Gentle On My Mind"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Genitals On My Mind"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Everything you always wanted to know about puberty, but were afraid to stand.
It’s knowin’ that your fly is always open
And your Boys are free to walk.
I remember turning thirteen, growing pimples
And in two octaves I would talk.
And it’s growin’ for no reason
By the time it hits spring season
And I notice this sensation feels real fine.
That keeps me in the back row
Of my second period Math class,
For the first I’ve got genitals on my mind.

It’s the first time I saw Brenda
She flashed a smile, and I began to blush.
As she’s doing long division at the chalkboard,
I noticed her nice tush.
I’m wondering what’s the deal
What’s the cause that set in motion
This on-the-hour stiffy and then I find
My buddy stole his dad’s Playboy
Hidden underneath his mattress,
And for hours I’ve got genitals on my mind.


So puberty hit me real hard, grew me hair
So now I think I’ll learn to dance.
I’ll take my girl to the year-end prom
then ask my dad for a big allowance advance.

I’ll pour her punch,
And all that lovely crap a guy’s to do,
Then I’ll walk her home and find that love is blind.
I’ll wait until she’s 18,
With permission from her parents
Until then I’ll have genitals on my mind.

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AFW - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
This is super..fabulous!...Down home hilarious...So good, the minor glitch of an extra syllable in the title line doesn't even come into can be squashed into one, anyway.. the rest of the pacing seems perfectly flawless..even sends a moral message at the clever climax, (or should I say, non-climax)...I can't compliment you enough about this...Great parody ! Great Job!
alvin - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
LMAO...excellent ! fave of the day as well as the best title switch
Mark Scotti - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Wasn't this song on the flip side of "Witchita Hyman"??? Great one, Jim! LOL
Jim Rotondo - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks so much, this was a tough one to record as once in a blue moon I actually crack myself up! Many, many takes...
UnKnownVotress - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Being 'blessed' with such appendages, but being unable to use them . . . . it's quite a miracle that more USmales, aren't in the Jails !
John Barry - March 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Why didn't I think of that?! You handled this parody very well.

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