Song Parodies -> Gal-breast-ton
| Original Song Title: | "Galveston" |
| Original Performer: | Glen Campbell |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gal-breast-ton" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Gal-breast-ton!
OH!
Gal-breast-ton!
I will leer -- your Peak-Twins' growin'
I will see yer Fog-Lights glowin'
Feels like plenty, hun,
When I heft Gal-breast-ton!
Gal-breast-fun!
OH!
Gal-breast-fun!
I will hear your Hefties slapping
While I watch your Fun-Bags flapping,
I "clean my gun",
And dream of Gal-breast-fun!
I will see her Glands swing by like Wahwahs!
Glands swing there, Norkin' Knocker-Peaks!
A squishy Maiden-Pair for me!
And I'd reach where them Lulus hung!
Gal-breast-fun!
OH!
Gal-breast-fun!
Silo-Cones, Paw-Patties, Pastries!
Oompas and Orbs, Peaches with Pasties!
Hood Ornaments, Jawbreakers, Bronskis, Sweater-Buns!
((That's Gal-breast-fun!)) ((That's Gal-breast-fun!))
OH!
Gal-breast-ton!
I will leer -- your Peak-Twins' growin'
I will see yer Fog-Lights glowin'
Feels like plenty, hun,
When I heft Gal-breast-ton!
Gal-breast-fun!
OH!
Gal-breast-fun!
I will hear your Hefties slapping
While I watch your Fun-Bags flapping,
I "clean my gun",
And dream of Gal-breast-fun!
I will see her Glands swing by like Wahwahs!
Glands swing there, Norkin' Knocker-Peaks!
A squishy Maiden-Pair for me!
And I'd reach where them Lulus hung!
Gal-breast-fun!
OH!
Gal-breast-fun!
Silo-Cones, Paw-Patties, Pastries!
Oompas and Orbs, Peaches with Pasties!
Hood Ornaments, Jawbreakers, Bronskis, Sweater-Buns!
((That's Gal-breast-fun!)) ((That's Gal-breast-fun!))
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The whole last verse was just...perfect. LMFAO!! 555
Nobody does tit better....555
This busted me up.
amazing how you got all the boob nicknames in...fun to sing along with...5s
You leaveage no cleavage,,,D-cupped 'em all...
LOL!!!!! Loved it! 555!
D'Oh - I just finished my "Gal-breast-ton" parody last night!! (a lot of the same gags too) - nah, this was hilarious Johnny D - stay twisted!! - 555
Thank youi, Kristof, Rick C, JB, alvin, AFW, Jack, and Stuart.
Two tons of fun!
Thanks, Leo Jay!
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