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Song Parodies -> "You'll Always Wank Alone"

Original Song Title:

"You'll Never Walk Alone"

Original Performer:

Gerry and the Pace Makers

Parody Song Title:

"You'll Always Wank Alone"

Parody Written by:

Lady Jayne

The Lyrics

When you wank
Through the night
Pull your fore
Skin tight
And don't be afraid of your balls

At the end
Of your wank
There is bliss
And sweet release
Just as long as you don't stain the sheets

So wank on
Through the wind
Wank on
Through the rain
"Cause you wont be tossed
Or blown

Wank on
Wank on
"Till there's a hole
In your y-fronts
But you'll always wank alone

Wank on
Wank on
"Till there's a hole
In your y-fronts
But you'll always wank alone
copyright BB Productions 2004

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 14

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Roman Abramovich - November 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Obviously written by a Liverpool fan starting to adjust to reality! Now do one for each of the other losing teams and I'll give you 5 million pounds, deal?
Steve K. - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I did not know that Gerry and the Pacemakers did a version of TOS, which first appeared in the Rodgers and Hammerstein musical "Carousel".
Michael Pacholek - November 19, 2005 - Report this comment
I did know Gerry & the 'Makers did that. I mean, recorded the song. I also know that the Brooklyn Bridge (Johnny Maestro's post-Crests band) did it, Elvis used the song in his Vegas period, and Jerry Lewis closes his Labor Day telethon with it -- ironic, since one of the things muscular dystrophy and related conditions makes it hard, and sometimes impossible, to do is walk, but it shows the stricken that they're not alone. As for doing... that... alone, I guess the circle will be broken.
Robert Mackle - November 20, 2005 - Report this comment
haha, masturbation always wins good marks. Im sure i have submitted a similar parody about masturbation, only to have it rejected. :(
Bob Tackle - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I most certainly believe this is really darn crazy! this guy above me is right we all LLLLLLLOVE to masturbate but not out side.... youve got to be careful friend. your going to get a TICKET!
Picky - June 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Mostly ok but 'sweet release' doesn't fit the rhythm, likewise ''till there's a hole in your Y-fronts'; and 'balls' doesn't rhyme with 'sheets'.
Picky - June 07, 2013 - Report this comment
Besides, the original is by Rogers and Hammerstein for the musical Carousel.

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