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Song Parodies -> "Three Days in Jail"

Original Song Title:

"Gilligan's Island Theme Song"

Original Performer:

George Wyle Sherwood Shwartz Wellingtons

Parody Song Title:

"Three Days in Jail"

Parody Written by:

Trump's Foxy Friend

The Lyrics

Inspired and written in 2007 after hearing "A three hour tour" and the news on Paris Hilton.In 2007 the producers of Gilligan's Island the musical wanted P.H. to appear in their musical.Recently the IRS released a Parody on Gilligan's Island.What could be worse? Maybe if P.H. sang of her 2007 plight with the law to the tune of Gilligan's Island.You be the judge.Video to follow in about a week on YouTube. Just hang tight little buddy.Please leave comments
While driving in my car one day
I was swerving in and out
A policeman pulled me over
said mad em please step out

Then he said to walk the line
and kindly please exhale
And warned me if I fail these tests
I'd have to post some bail
You'll have to post some bail

The judge reviewed my records
said It's your second time
Two wrongs surely don't make a right
You'll have to serve some time
You'll have to serve some time

One sink, one bed one toilet
a window slit to see
no marble floors, designer clothes,
no more shopping sprees
no full length mirrors,no personal chef
It's the Simple Life for me

Not forty five or twenty three
plus you post no bail
just be filthy rich like me
and spend three days in jail
Three days in jail

Just three days in jail she spent
the sheriff set her free
But is this really justice
In our democracy?

I spent some time
under house arrest
My party plans did fail
when the judge overruled the sheriff
and sent me back to jail

Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie
out of jail so quick
Has justice gone to the dogs?
Just ask Michael Vick
Just ask Michael Vick

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Jonathan - April 03, 2013 - Report this comment
pretty funny 454

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