With my drapes and valance rodded down,
I gaze at them with pride, with pride
Dressed up my room like a Gucci gown,
So elegant and wide..
I'm just glad that I stopped at the shop I saw,
They show off the walls of wood..
Found the perfect color, adds real class...
..They look mighty good..

From out of the back, the store clerk came
Lavish drapes in his hand, his hand
He carried the ones that I would choose
To make my home look grand..
I'm so glad that I shopped at the shop I saw
They show off the walls of wood
They're a beautiful, bergundy red...
..They..look..mighty...good

Many a drapery I have hung
On many a windowed wall
Just glad I got...drapes with a valance,
I got...drapes with a valance
I got...the finest of them all..

This style on my windows perk the room,
Accents high fashion flair..high flair
Successfully paints a coziness
My guests will love to share..
Oh, they hang to the floor and they're wrinkle free.
Adorned with a perfect hood..
But without my added special touch
They would not look as good..

My faithful companion, Sniffy knows
He'd better stay away, stay away
One snag or a chew will blow his chance
For every gettin' gray..
One remark that my favorite lady made
Was the best rolled off a tongue..
Said the drapes and I look good together,
'Cause we're both well hung..

Many a drapery I have flung
On many a windowed wall
So glad I got...drapes with a valance
I got..drapes with a valance
I got the grandest of them all

I'm glad I got...drapes with a valance,
I got the grandest of them all