-> "Cut Down To Fit In Mittens"
Original Song Title:
"Town Without Pity"
Parody Song Title:
"Cut Down To Fit In Mittens"
When you’re hung and need a glove, like me,
and the condoms on the shelf are all too wee,
try to wheedle girls, but no …
bonely bros uncovered know
we’re shut down without a mitten, can’t screw.
When in floppy phase my monster bar
is no larger than Fidel’s cigar
but what fits at easy stage
is too tight at tenser gauge ...
so I frown … without a mitten, can’t screw.
The hung have problems – can’t fit condoms
over a stunning standing dart.
What Nature dealt us below the belt was-
n’t ever made to cram in lambskin from the start.
So I figured if I polled my mast,
I’d get laid and know some joy at last.
I said “Surgeons, please take five,
let the root and roof survive …
from the middle nine is where to hew.
Want my spout to fit in mittens, thank you.
Thanks to skillful surgeons knives
now I’ve just enough to swive.
and my little man‘s wearin’ a suit …
cut-down and now be-mittened, can screw!
Now I’m whittled, itty-bitty but cut down to fit in mittens … can screw.
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