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Song Parodies -> "Young Girl (at A Catholic Youth Organization Dance"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Young Girl (at A Catholic Youth Organization Dance"

Parody Written by:

Vincent Miskell

The Lyrics

YOUNG GIRL (at a Catholic Youth Organization Dance)

Young girl, get out of my pants
You can't do that at a C.Y.O. dance
Better run, girl,
Here comes a nun, girl.

With strong fingers of a woman
You've pulled my belt completely off
You're being
So unfair
With your hand down there
And now I feel I have to cough.

Oh, young girl, get out of my pants
You can't do that at a C.Y.O. dance
Better run, girl,
Here comes a nun, girl.

Beneath a Catholic School uniform
You're a student teacher in disguise
And though you know
That it's wrong to be
Harassing me
You keep holding my surprise.

Oh, young girl, get out of my pants
You can't do that at a C.Y.O. dance
Better run, girl,
Here comes a nun, girl.

So hurry up with your groping
I wonder what you think I'll learn
Get out of there
Before I start to yell
And everyone can tell
I'm past the point of no return.

Young girl, get out of my pants
You can't do that at a C.Y.O. dance
Better run, girl,
Here comes a nun, girl.

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Arwen - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"Better run, girl, Here comes a nun, girl." LOL! 5s...=)
John Barry - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Extremely nunny!
Johnny D - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny! I remember a CYO dance .... but not one like THIS! ;-)
Tim Hall - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy s**t! Another great Catholic parody!
Melhi - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad I checked the comments or I would have missed this! Too funny!!!!
Spaff.com - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh. Too bad we never had CYO dances in Utah.

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