Song Parodies -> Tongue Swirl
| Original Song Title: | "Young Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap |
| Parody Song Title: | "Tongue Swirl" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl
With your per-fect, pearly-white smile
You've kept the secret of your mouth
But now I see that you
Chew easily
With your false teeth
And now your dentures have come out
Ohhh...
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl
Beneath your tooth-paste and mouth-wash
You wear your denture plate disguise
And though you know
That it is fun to kiss
With gums like this
Your toothless grin was a surprise
Ohhh...
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl
So pay your bill to your dentist
I'm sure she takes good care of you
Come here to me
And take your choppers out
I have no doubt
Your loving gums will see me through
Ohhh...
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
Here I come, girl
Spit out your gum, girl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl
With your per-fect, pearly-white smile
You've kept the secret of your mouth
But now I see that you
Chew easily
With your false teeth
And now your dentures have come out
Ohhh...
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl
Beneath your tooth-paste and mouth-wash
You wear your denture plate disguise
And though you know
That it is fun to kiss
With gums like this
Your toothless grin was a surprise
Ohhh...
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl
So pay your bill to your dentist
I'm sure she takes good care of you
Come here to me
And take your choppers out
I have no doubt
Your loving gums will see me through
Ohhh...
Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
Here I come, girl
Spit out your gum, girl
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Great job, Johnny! 5's!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!
Johnny.....now we know what the gap is in Union Gap. 5-5-5
=D .....
The parody flowed really good. And, I like it...:D 5's
Thanks Jack, Paul, Jan, Diva, and Adagio!
Gumdingy! Gives cutting teeth a whole new meaning. Hilarious and great internal rhyme thing you got going here JD. Well done.
sickening...just the way i like 'em......5s
Thanks, Guy and Alvin!
Who said your parodies are toothless? Oh, yeah.
This is very amusing. Hate that original song; it left a bad taste in my mouth, so it's nice to see it with new lyrics! And how exactly did she lose her teeth?
Thanks Rick and Mari. She's a very serious method actor who kept getting old character roles, so she had her teeth extracted to enhance the realism of her characterizations.
I keep myself braced for the followup!
Thanks Pippin! The followup is a new parody posting tomorrow about creatures with two really BIG teeth!
Know how you feel, Mari - around 2000-2001 I used to listen to an oldies station while on night shift, and Young Girl would be played about once every 2 hours until I came to absolutely loathe it! Love this parody though, Johnny - triple five.
Thank you, Jess.
Excellent job. Reminds me of when my grandmother would stay over and leave her dentures soaking in some green liquid in the bathroom. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Thanks Jay W.
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