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Song Parodies -> "Tongue Swirl"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girl"

Original Performer:

Gary Puckett And The Union Gap

Parody Song Title:

"Tongue Swirl"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl

With your per-fect, pearly-white smile
You've kept the secret of your mouth

But now I see that you
Chew easily
With your false teeth
And now your dentures have come out

Ohhh...

Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl

Beneath your tooth-paste and mouth-wash
You wear your denture plate disguise

And though you know
That it is fun to kiss
With gums like this
Your toothless grin was a surprise

Ohhh...

Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
What a tongue swirl
Oh here I come, girl

So pay your bill to your dentist
I'm sure she takes good care of you

Come here to me
And take your choppers out
I have no doubt
Your loving gums will see me through

Ohhh...

Tongue swirl
I'm out of my mind
Your toothless love is feelin' so fine
Here I come, girl
Spit out your gum, girl

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Jack Wilson - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny! 5's!
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa!!
Jan Unwin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny.....now we know what the gap is in Union Gap. 5-5-5
Diva - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
=D .....
Adagio - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
The parody flowed really good. And, I like it...:D 5's
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, Paul, Jan, Diva, and Adagio!
Guy - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Gumdingy! Gives cutting teeth a whole new meaning. Hilarious and great internal rhyme thing you got going here JD. Well done.
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
sickening...just the way i like 'em......5s
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy and Alvin!
Rick D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Who said your parodies are toothless? Oh, yeah.
Mari D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This is very amusing. Hate that original song; it left a bad taste in my mouth, so it's nice to see it with new lyrics! And how exactly did she lose her teeth?
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick and Mari. She's a very serious method actor who kept getting old character roles, so she had her teeth extracted to enhance the realism of her characterizations.
Peregrin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I keep myself braced for the followup!
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin! The followup is a new parody posting tomorrow about creatures with two really BIG teeth!
Jess Cully - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Know how you feel, Mari - around 2000-2001 I used to listen to an oldies station while on night shift, and Young Girl would be played about once every 2 hours until I came to absolutely loathe it! Love this parody though, Johnny - triple five.
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Jess.
Jay W - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent job. Reminds me of when my grandmother would stay over and leave her dentures soaking in some green liquid in the bathroom. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
Johnny D - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jay W.

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