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Song Parodies -> "This Rubber Thing"

Original Song Title:

"This Diamond Ring"

Original Performer:

Gary Lewis & Playboys

Parody Song Title:

"This Rubber Thing"

Parody Written by:

Dan GIordano

The Lyrics

Who wants to buy this rubber thing
It vibrates and it moves around
when you adjust the ring.
This rubber thing won't leave clothes on the bedroom floor
and this rubber thing won't stay out with the guys till four
and if you're hot but your guy's not. that's cool
You can use this tool.

This is the perfect find, it's all that it can be
you hide it in the closet where, your friends will never see

This rubber thing doesn't care what you use it for
and this rubber thing doesn't cheat with the tramp next door
It's always hard, don't have to wake or wind it
(even works behind it)

This rubber thing can do tricks you've been yearning for
and this rubber thing doesn't burp, fart or even snore
It's always hard, and if you break or bind it
Our staff stands behind it

This rubber thing's guaranteed it won't ever chafe
and this rubber thing is completely dishwasher safe
So if you're hot and you guy's not, stop losing
This thing is worth using....

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Total Votes: 10

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