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Song Parodies -> "This Penis Pump"

Original Song Title:

"This Diamond Ring"

Original Performer:

Gary Lewis and The Playboys

Parody Song Title:

"This Penis Pump"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Who wants to try this penis pump?
You put it on your member and it gets you big-n-plump

This penis pump really works like a phallic charm
And this penis pump gets you big as a baby's arm

So if you need
Help getting up
To schtup

Put it through the hoop!

This penis pump is bonerfied through Medicare
A coitusy of Uncle Sam who's sure to take you there

This Penis Pump will come with some mighty thrills
And this penis pump will save bunches on buying pills

And then your wife
Can well afford
Some fake tits

If you only try it

This Penis Pump will completely rub off on you
And this penis pump keeps you from you not coming through

This Penis Pump will get you generally engorged
With this penis pump you'll become George at Valley Forge

Cause Martha's love
Should not be took
For granted

Cherry tree replanted

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CML - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Gary Lewis .. wasn't he one of Jerry's kids?
Agrimorfee - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Yes, CML. see wiki.
Anagram Man - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Hmm... Pepsi N Mup, eh? You're a sick man!
Jonathan - February 12, 2018 - Report this comment
"George Takei voice" oh my... 455
CML - February 13, 2018 - Report this comment
I was a fairly sentient being back when Gary Lewis and the Playboys were cranking out hits, so of course I knew the connection between Jerry and Gary. Thing is that was never played up in the media, because that would NOT have helped Gary's career at all. Jerry Lewis was about as uncool and unhip to the boomers as anyone could possibly be ....... In fact, I was making reference to one of the uncoolest thing Jerry Lewis did -- refer to the MS kids that he raised money for every year as 'his" kids or "Jerry's" kids. That actually was, for a time, one of the worst insults a kid could hurl at someone else -- call him one of "Jerry's kids"

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