Who wants to hear this telephone ring?
I just turned the volume down, it wont mean a thing
And this telephone ring wont be so loud anymore
And I will not have to hold my ears at all anymore
So if you've got someone who's trying to call me
Well tough luck for them



This ring's not genuine, was too loud for me
My neighbor's phone is not as loud as this one was for me
And this telephone ring wont be loud for me anymore
And this telephone ring wont cause me to hold my ears
And I don't suggest putting lots of cotton balls inside it
Believe me I tried it

This telephone ring wont be so loud for me anymore
And this telephone ring wont hurt my ears like it did before
So if you've got someone who's trying to call me
Well tough luck for them