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Song Parodies -> "Gun And Wabbit"

Original Song Title:

"Wuv And Mawwiage"

Original Performer:

Fwank Sinatwa

Parody Song Title:

"Gun And Wabbit"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Gun and wabbit, gun and wabbit
That cwazy wascaw’s wike a cwack wock habit
I should weawwy quit him
Because my buwwets never hit him

Bugs and cawwot, Bugs and cawwot
I’d wike to cwobber with a gweat big mawwet
He acts vewy stwangewy
I get vewy vewy angwy

Twy, twy, twy to fwicasee him
I’m going hungwy
Twy, twy, twy but he wiww onwy smooch
And twy to tongue me

Fudd and Bunny, Fudd and Bunny
Speech impediments are fweaking funny
People wuv to see us
We’we both vewy hiwaw-eeeous

Twy, twy, twy to aim my wifle
He’s weawwy twicky
Twy, twy, twy, I onwy wind up with
A wabbit hickey

Bugs and Ewmer, Bugs and Ewmer
I’d wike to cap his ass just wike Old Yewwer
When that wabbit pways me
It dwives me extwemewy cwazy

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Total Votes: 14

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Jack Wilson - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This is too Claude to not be IMO, if it is, this rules 5s, if its not, great job too!
stuart mcarthur - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
maybe Claude Jack, but "Speech impediments are fweaking funny" sounds like Spaff to me - fweakin funny wegardless - 555
Matthias - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody was dithpicable!!! (Just kidding it was gweat)
2Eagle - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
Woofie wuv evewybody - even bunnies. Wuv this pawody, too.
A Woom Full Of Junkies - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I wuved this pawody, but the owiginal was actuawwy fwom the 50s so you should've used miscewwany. Gweat job, though.
Dee Range - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Stu...this has "Spaff" written all over it. The link to his friend 2nz confirms it for me, although I really don't care who wrote's GWEAT!
2:49 AM - May 26, 2007 - Report this comment
You wrote "Fwank Sinatwa." in the performer field. But it was funny.
Red Ant - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm with Jack Wilson on this one: I also think Claude wrote it. (the parody links and no copyright notice make me think it's Claude, though I don't remember Claude ever doing HTML in his stuff - hmmm). Regardless of who wrote it, it's wery wery funny.
Rick D - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is sure not shooting Blancs. Great work, Claude.
Mike Juergens - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
A wabbit hickey! Love it!
McKludge - June 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Wasn't Fwank in the Bwat Pack with Jewwy Wewis?
Guy - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment

Claude - You just can't go wrong with a good Bugs and Elmer parody and this one is about as good as I've seen and there have been a lot of them usng this theme. Your variations on the OS "Love and Marriage" subs are excellent. This one is a pure looney "tune" . Fine write!
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Bugsy fwenching Elmer...ewww! 555
Mewanie Wee - May 26, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Hiwawious! I waffed and waffed and waffed! A wittle shaky, that is, a couple of extwa sywwables here and there, but what the hey! Wabbit season! Duck season!, 5-5-5!
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) ah, so it WAS you Claude - apologies for theorising Spaff, although that's some complimentary apology - this kind of stuff just gets me chuckling all the way through - the dry use of the language and one-liners and stuff like "Fudd and Bunny, Fudd and Bunny Speech impediments are fweaking funny" which is a great wink to the reader - as funny as your stuff always is - 555
Wed Ant - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Still gweat wowk, Clawd.
bobpiecheese - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I'm honestwy supwised that it didn't mention the word 'scwewy', that's my favouwite Fudd wine. Ah well. Gweat work, Cwaude, I can weally imagine Fudd himsewf singing this. 555!
Matthias - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Being wery wery qwiet is pwetty tough when I'm waughing my wass off!!!
Jeff Reuben - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
This explains a comment you left on my rabbit song! Funny as hell hare-raising tale!
Below Average Dave - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Awesomely cute parody, Very fun idea, and well executed.

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