-> "I'm Erica"
Original Song Title:
"America"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Erica"
The Lyrics
Squat to leak-o
No magic potion,
Doctors delivered my notion
Now have my female side showing
New kind of sex hormones flowing
Everybody's knowing..
No testosteron-ee
Show my hots for Tony
Flip my long hair, with no hat on
Gone, boney butt
I once sat on...
Used to be John, now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone, yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest, no curled hair-i-ca
Grew some big breasts, now I'm Erica !
Being a woman is so nice
Inversion, now reversing vice
I am a wild sexual machine
Sexy make-up, making the scene...
My flower blooms, now I'm Erica !
Libido zooms..cuz' I'm Erica !
More motel rooms, now I share-i-ca
Bed spring kabooms, cuz' I'm Erica !
Lots of men crave to caress my face
Lots of men staring at my space
Cooly, I fake foreign accent
"Zee Riveria's vere I vent..."
Life's out of sight..since I'm Erica !
Out every night..since I'm Erica !
Whitened my bite..smile repair-i-ca !
Soar like a kite...since I'm Erica !
Stay out till three, and dance and glide
Limos are there for me to ride
I can get any man I choose
And lots of choices to refuse....
Used to be John..now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone..yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest..no curled hair-i-ca !
Flaunt my big breasts..now I'm Erica !
I'll never return to the old..
New jewels are diamonds and gold..
With nips and tucks, I've had my wish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish..
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