-> "I'm Erica"
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Squat to leak-o
No magic potion,
Doctors delivered my notion
Now have my female side showing
New kind of sex hormones flowing
Show my hots for Tony
Flip my long hair, with no hat on
Gone, boney butt
I once sat on...
Used to be John, now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone, yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest, no curled hair-i-ca
Grew some big breasts, now I'm Erica !
Being a woman is so nice
Inversion, now reversing vice
I am a wild sexual machine
Sexy make-up, making the scene...
My flower blooms, now I'm Erica !
Libido zooms..cuz' I'm Erica !
More motel rooms, now I share-i-ca
Bed spring kabooms, cuz' I'm Erica !
Lots of men crave to caress my face
Lots of men staring at my space
Cooly, I fake foreign accent
"Zee Riveria's vere I vent..."
Life's out of sight..since I'm Erica !
Out every night..since I'm Erica !
Whitened my bite..smile repair-i-ca !
Soar like a kite...since I'm Erica !
Stay out till three, and dance and glide
Limos are there for me to ride
I can get any man I choose
And lots of choices to refuse....
Used to be John..now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone..yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest..no curled hair-i-ca !
Flaunt my big breasts..now I'm Erica !
I'll never return to the old..
New jewels are diamonds and gold..
With nips and tucks, I've had my wish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish..
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