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Song Parodies -> "I'm Erica"

Original Song Title:

"America"

Original Performer:

From "West Side Story"

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Erica"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Squat to leak-o
No magic potion,
Doctors delivered my notion
Now have my female side showing
New kind of sex hormones flowing
Everybody's knowing..
No testosteron-ee
Show my hots for Tony
Flip my long hair, with no hat on
Gone, boney butt
I once sat on...

Used to be John, now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone, yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest, no curled hair-i-ca
Grew some big breasts, now I'm Erica !

Being a woman is so nice
Inversion, now reversing vice
I am a wild sexual machine
Sexy make-up, making the scene...

My flower blooms, now I'm Erica !
Libido zooms..cuz' I'm Erica !
More motel rooms, now I share-i-ca
Bed spring kabooms, cuz' I'm Erica !

Lots of men crave to caress my face
Lots of men staring at my space
Cooly, I fake foreign accent
"Zee Riveria's vere I vent..."

Life's out of sight..since I'm Erica !
Out every night..since I'm Erica !
Whitened my bite..smile repair-i-ca !
Soar like a kite...since I'm Erica !

Stay out till three, and dance and glide
Limos are there for me to ride
I can get any man I choose
And lots of choices to refuse....

Used to be John..now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone..yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest..no curled hair-i-ca !
Flaunt my big breasts..now I'm Erica !

I'll never return to the old..
New jewels are diamonds and gold..
With nips and tucks, I've had my wish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish

Changed from a spoon..into a dish..



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alvin - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
flat out hilarious...great rhymes....my fave of the day
Leo Keough - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This was brilliant!!!...TMGLTM...LOL'd all the way through it!!!...555!!!
Mark Scotti - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody was a real "change" of pace from the rest(I'll have one as well coming out next week). Fives
AFW - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, much..alvin, Leo, and Mark
Timmy1000 - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This one was outrageous - Nothing like a little song and dance with a change - good choice on OS
!Cougaress! - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir ~L'Air-i-ca de Farce-ica~, what can I say, sir ? ? Sir , still watch out for "Andria" . . .
AFW - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, and Cougar...Andria?
Andria - June 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody here, AFW, and I have personally met transgendered people from time to time. As a matter of fact, I remember one or two Ericas among the transgendered individuals I've met. I think what LCC meant when she brought up my name was that both she and I are kind of an "item" for you here on AmIRight, much like Michael Pacholek and Arwen. 5s all the way.
Rex - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Loved the forced rhymes.
AFW - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria...Wow! you mean you and LCC are like...uhh Groupies? Super cool..and thanks to Rex
Andria - June 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah we are, AFW, despite the fact we've never met face-to-face. (But neither have you and I.) I wish I could vote again, since I thought this parody was hilarious, and well-timed too, considering Chastity Bono's impending sex change. (And yes, I know it's a different kind of sex change.)
Arwen - June 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow...it really warms my heart that Mr. Pacholek and I have become the standard for pretend relationships everywhere. ; )

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