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Song Parodies -> "Consider Yourself"

Original Song Title:

"Consider Yourself"

Original Performer:

From the play Oliver

Parody Song Title:

"Consider Yourself"

Parody Written by:

Tim O'Heron

The Lyrics

Consider yourself, laid off.
Consider yourself, done with the factory.
We're done with you; so long.
It's clear - you're going to move along.

Consider yourself done in.
Consider yourself tossed like old furniture.
You don't have time, to spare,
but who cares - your not wanted anywhere.

And if by chance you see,
we should need you back again -
empty words of course, you grouse
If you should chance to need,
someone who could pay your bills,
then the burdens on your spouse!

Consider this, your fate;
we don't wanna have no fuss.
So for your termination we can state
Consider yourself, fired thus!

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 23

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