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Song Parodies -> "The Impossible 'Mish'"

Original Song Title:

"The Impossible Dream"

Original Performer:

From Musical: 'Man of La Mancha'

Parody Song Title:

"The Impossible 'Mish'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

To see the Impossible "Mish"
That's not where I'm dashing to go
No plot, just extended to borrow
Some parts "One" and "Two" didn't show..

Who cares if the action is strong
Or special effects what they are
Thumbs down from both Ebert and Roeper
Tom Cruise, he's an overblown star

It's not my quest
To favor the flick
Of someone so hopeless,
Who thinks he's so slick..

An image not right
Scientology weird
Demonstrated with couch jumping might,
When on Oprah, appeared

He's a bore, egotistical, too
Such a self-centered pest
I'd prefer, much more humility,
And more gracious, a guest

Oh, the world would be better for this
If the man. who thinks God is on Mars
Would leave on a spaceship, abducted
This king of unbearable Stars

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Adagio - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL...'tis true.
Rick C - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Tom was cruisin' for this bruisin'. Great job...555
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Adagio, and Rick C.
PMS - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
This tune is cruising at 555 lph (laughs per hour)
Stephen Harrington - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, don't know the original, but I love it.
AFW - May 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, PMS and Stephen
Larry Hensley - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
So funny...........5's
AFW - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Late thanks to Larry

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