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Song Parodies -> "Zany Neighbors"

Original Song Title:

"Won't You Be My Neighbor"

Original Performer:

Fred M Rogers

Parody Song Title:

"Zany Neighbors"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Based on a true story, but exaggerated... a lot...
(Kazoo Intro)

We've got bountiful freaks in this neighborhood
I swear the folks here can't be stranger
They're trashed on wine
They smell like swine

Bill's a cross dressing sniper from Dollywood
Frank's married with twins from a monkey
Oh, sure they're kind
But not my kind

I have never wanted to have a neighbor obsessed with glue
I have never wanted live in this neighborhood like zoo

When I look out my window, I don't wanna see
Frank's body's tethered, for his fetished monkey
Bill's got a shrine
Nazi design
Damn, I hate my neighbors

All Zany
All Zany
I've got some Zany neighbors

Spoken: "Hi home realtor, how much for the house in Guam again?"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - June 12, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) "Zany" is a great word - sort of a pseudo-phonetic-cross between "Crazy" and "Insane". Twisted parody!
Michael McVey - June 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, I used to live in neighborhoods like that :( I don't think the idea is new, but the execution was good.
Max Power - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Zany parody
stuart mcarthur - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3Z) reminded me of that Tom Hanks film "The Burbs" - but I guess In Guam, you're just asking for trouble - 555

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