Song Parodies -> It's One Freakin' Cow
| Original Song Title: | "I'm Telling You Now" |
| Original Performer: | Freddie & The Dreamers |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's One Freakin' Cow" |
| Parody Written by: | David Chrenko |
It's been said that one mark of character is keeping your head when those around you are losing theirs. With that in mind, here's my "beef" . . .
It's one freakin' cow - That's all the mad cows today.
Let's start throwing - All our beef away,
Just for one freakin' cow.
It's one freakin' cow - One tater in Idaho,
Got real moldy - Now they all must go,
Just like one freakin' cow.
If a lamb gets sheepish - Should we shy away ma'am?
If a hog gets sleepish - Should we stop eating ham, ham, ban Spam?!!
No beef on my plate - One cow is mad, and I'm irate.
Tell the PETA folks I stand at the gate - I want burgers now.
Causing worldwide panic - Really isn't so nice.
You won't catch me on a steady diet of rice, rice, flied lice!
It's one freakin' cow - That's all the mad cows today.
Tokyo's throwing our beef away - Who's freaking out now?
All for one freakin' cow.
They're screamin', "MAD COW!!!"
(And he really wasn't all that mad - just a little testy)
How now, mad cow?
Let's start throwing - All our beef away,
Just for one freakin' cow.
It's one freakin' cow - One tater in Idaho,
Got real moldy - Now they all must go,
Just like one freakin' cow.
If a lamb gets sheepish - Should we shy away ma'am?
If a hog gets sleepish - Should we stop eating ham, ham, ban Spam?!!
No beef on my plate - One cow is mad, and I'm irate.
Tell the PETA folks I stand at the gate - I want burgers now.
Causing worldwide panic - Really isn't so nice.
You won't catch me on a steady diet of rice, rice, flied lice!
It's one freakin' cow - That's all the mad cows today.
Tokyo's throwing our beef away - Who's freaking out now?
All for one freakin' cow.
They're screamin', "MAD COW!!!"
(And he really wasn't all that mad - just a little testy)
How now, mad cow?
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How now mad cow? Well done David. Wherza beef? I like your theory on source with the rotten Idaho potato. Nya - it could happen... Merry Christmas.
5-5-5 Great choice of music..it really fits. Happy Holidays, fellow parodist (or is it parodyist?)
Thank you, Guy and Jude. It's good to see OUR people aren't going to be cowed by world pressure. Keep eating beef, America - We've all got a steak in this!
I agree. Just steer clear of all the bull! We're not gonna skirt the issue here, or at Chuck's roast. Just use a flanking manuever, and stop loin around like cattle.
Sir Loin from the Knights of the Ground Round Table, where are you when we need you?
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