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Song Parodies -> "It's One Freakin' Cow"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Telling You Now"

Original Performer:

Freddie & The Dreamers

Parody Song Title:

"It's One Freakin' Cow"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

It's been said that one mark of character is keeping your head when those around you are losing theirs. With that in mind, here's my "beef" . . .
It's one freakin' cow - That's all the mad cows today.
Let's start throwing - All our beef away,
Just for one freakin' cow.

It's one freakin' cow - One tater in Idaho,
Got real moldy - Now they all must go,
Just like one freakin' cow.

If a lamb gets sheepish - Should we shy away ma'am?
If a hog gets sleepish - Should we stop eating ham, ham, ban Spam?!!

No beef on my plate - One cow is mad, and I'm irate.
Tell the PETA folks I stand at the gate - I want burgers now.

Causing worldwide panic - Really isn't so nice.
You won't catch me on a steady diet of rice, rice, flied lice!

It's one freakin' cow - That's all the mad cows today.
Tokyo's throwing our beef away - Who's freaking out now?
All for one freakin' cow.
They're screamin', "MAD COW!!!"
(And he really wasn't all that mad - just a little testy)
How now, mad cow?

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Guy - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
How now mad cow? Well done David. Wherza beef? I like your theory on source with the rotten Idaho potato. Nya - it could happen... Merry Christmas.
Jude Rodamer - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5 Great choice of really fits. Happy Holidays, fellow parodist (or is it parodyist?)
David Chrenko - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Guy and Jude. It's good to see OUR people aren't going to be cowed by world pressure. Keep eating beef, America - We've all got a steak in this!
Rick D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree. Just steer clear of all the bull! We're not gonna skirt the issue here, or at Chuck's roast. Just use a flanking manuever, and stop loin around like cattle.
Johnny D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Sir Loin from the Knights of the Ground Round Table, where are you when we need you?

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