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Song Parodies -> "Diarrhea Park"

Original Song Title:

"Palisades Park"

Original Performer:

Freddie Cannon

Parody Song Title:

"Diarrhea Park"

Parody Written by:

John Bogner

The Lyrics

Last night I took a dump in the dark
Down at a place they call Diarrhea Park.
I had a dump and then I had a pee,
Out where the girls are.

I crapped my pants on the shoot the chute.
The girl beside me didn't give a hoot,
And later on, she was smelling just like me.

My poop was big, like an elephant,
Soft, like a bowl of oatmeal,
Brown, like a chocolate bar,
Rank, like a dead carcass.

We puked and puked at a hotdog stand.
We farted loud at a rotten band,
And when I could I gave that girl an enema,
In the middle of the cinema.

You'll never know how good a poop can feel
Till you poop off the top of a ferris wheel
The way I did, down at Diarrhea Park
In light of the programming that Chuck Barris excreted onto the TV, maybe his original draft should have looked more like this.

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Amber - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Should have taken the girl next to the boweling alley!
Natalie Lawson - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like Uranus stinks! But, unlike Pluto, at least it's still a planet.
Wendy - September 29, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, clearly you and your gal got the run for your money at that park!

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