-> "Guantanimo Bay"
Original Song Title:
Frank Sinatra/Elvis Presley
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And now, no end is near;
Come see my reputation hurtin'
In fact, I prey on fear,
Won't state their case, though I'm quite certain.
They've* called the charges bull.
Unraveled each and every lie way;
Yet there, yet there they sit:
I chose the not-so-few;
And put those men into detention
I did what I wanted to
And in the end I'll get my pension.
A planned retarded course;
I do 'interrogation' my way,
And so, and so they sit
Yes, there were crimes, and blood is due
Muslims all, and not a single Jew.
But through it all, I've feigned there's doubt,
I've locked them up, won't let 'em out.
I hold their balls and love it all;
Can't hang those bastards high
I'll be accused of rights abusing.
And now, as fears subside,
I find it all so amusing.
Can't think-- but did all that;
And may I say - not in a wry way,
Oh no, they can't leave,
For is it a man, who lets them rot?
Puts on himself this moral blot?
Does "Christian" things he truly feels:
The Bible's world of double-deals
The record shows not if they're foes -
*Amnesty International, Red Cross, ACLU, UN, etc.
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