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Song Parodies -> "eBay"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"eBay"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

After scribbling this out, I decided to check, "Search"..Sure enough, Phil Alexander had already done one to this title, as well as, Ned Riley to another song called, "My Way" by Limp Bizkit......Both are excellent, but I'll submit this, anyway...cause I did this "My Way"
And now, the time is near
The auction ends with final bidding
Extreme high bids appear
Two hundred bucks, they must be kidding!

Sometimes I think that shills
Will pad the price, so there's no leeway
Emails show me I've lost,
Can't win on eBay..

I scan the Internet
Intense to find a perfect treasure
Outbid every starting bet
So sure I'll get the winning pleasure

My picks, electronics
Like digital...high tech projections
No bids haphazardly
Read carefully, before selections

It's shop until I drop
Submit amounts an "ABC" way
But still, the bitter pill
Can't win on eBay..

Yes, there are days my chance looks good
When I plan things, just the way I should
Yet, at the end, as time runs out
No winning yells am I to shout
I lose them all, back to the Mall
Can't win on eBay..

I lose them all, back to the Mall
Can't win on eBay..



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Rex - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I bid 555.
John Barry - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny song about a semi-criminal enterprise.
alvin - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
ya sold me
Yoidy - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Sold 'n bold! 555
AFW - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for votin' and commentin'...Guys
The Charnstar - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I love it, Weird Al quality, 5-5-5
John Jenkins - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent job, AFW. I like the creative ways you rhymed eBay.
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2007 - Report this comment
You did it your way, and your way is always good...

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