Theres new messages here
And most from pervs and strangers lurking
My friends are all on there
I'd post more pics but it's not working
I've got my inbox full
My layout changes every nine days
And more, much more than this, I do on Myspace

Requests, I've had a few
Met all my friends through a search engine
I did what I like to do
When the night is through theres no redemption
Upload some candid pics and post a rant in corny typeface
And more, much more than this, I do on Myspace

Yes many times, my ego grew
Now my friends number four hundred two
Go through them all, and surf about
I hit them up, but don't go out
No need to call, reply to all right here on Myspace

I've L - O - L ed and find
My color scheme is eye-abusing
And now, my friends are blind
HTML is so confusing
To think I did all that
Instead of having girls at my place
Oh no, oh no not me, I'll stay on Myspace

For what is a man, what has he got?
A million friends, some, profile-bots
He says things he shouldn't reveal
While he's behind this cyber shield
His picture shows his crooked nose right there on Myspace