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Song Parodies -> "Weir's Way"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Weir's Way"

Parody Written by:

Ravyn Rant

The Lyrics

Just when I thought Nationals couldn't get any funnier, Johnny Weir, US Men's champion, decided to skate to "My Way" for his exhibition Sunday, after a dramatic, up-and-down season (to this point). Perhaps it's because he's already been admonished by the FSA (figure skating association) for off-hand drug references in his press conferences. Torino is going to be very entertaining. I love this kid...
My third, I've won again
Another gold at US Nationals
I've heard the FSA
Thinks I'm too bold, perhaps irrational
A dumb drug reference here
Or fits of tears, in such a dear way
They'd best get used to me
I do it Weir's way

Why think before I speak?
It's such a blast, I'm a loose cannon
Though Uncle Dick might freak
It gets a laugh from Terry Gannon
Though my big mouth they fear
The people cheer, look at the replays
The US Champ is here
And does it Weir's way

Yes there were times I wasn't nice
When I took off, I'd mop up the ice
And though you wish I wouldn't speak
I picked the perfect time to peak
I didn't fold, I won the gold
And won it Weir's way

Go on, laugh at my clothes
Or my red string for the Kabbalah
Just wait 'till next year's show
I'll wear a dress, skate to Madonna
Torino's my next stop
"Over the top" is such a cliche
Oh no, that's so not me
I do it Weir's way

For what makes a man the best on skates?
Is it the jumps? Is it the lace?
If what I am don't make you squeal
Talk to my glove - it's named Camille!*
Through highs and lows, I'll strike a pose
And do it Weir's way!

I'll do it Weir's way...
* Johnny wears a red glove in his short program. He named it Camille, and claims he blames Camille when he doesn't skate well. "Uncle Dick" is venerable commentator Dick Button.

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alvin rhodes - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
AFW - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This was done in a good way--my fives
carol - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
top hat 5's

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