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Song Parodies -> "I Ate the Filipino"

Original Song Title:

"Girl From Ipanema"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I Ate the Filipino"

Parody Written by:

Dave Allman

The Lyrics

they serve free lunch at work on Wednesdays
I Ate the Filipino

It looked good and I was hungry
I ate the Filipino food; it was free
But now I'm passin' some gas, I'm passin' some - ah

I went out walking, my stomach rumbled
I got a cramp, my bowels they grumbled
And now I'm passin' more gas, each one I'm passin' goes - ooh

(ooh) I don't think I can take it
How am I going to make it?
Wow, I'm in some kind of pain here
And right now, I must go to the toilet
I just hope, that once there I don't soil it

What was that meat? It was awful greasy
I ate the Filipino at lunchtime
And now I'm paying the price, I grimace - I just hope I don't bleed (don't bleed)
(just hope I don't bleed, Hope I never bleed,...)

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Pacing: 2.6
How Funny: 2.4
Overall Rating: 2.6

Total Votes: 5

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AngryPinoy - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I know this is suppose to be all in fun but you are making fun of an aspect of Filipino culture, the food. It is okay to joke but when it comes to race, it isn't funny. I'm sorry, but I was really offended by it. If you don't like Filipino food, just don't eat it. It doesn't mean you have to go degrading it. By the way, I'M FILIPINO
MadFilipino - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Are you saying our food is bad?
omg - September 27, 2004 - Report this comment
that was so mean!
simply_me - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
its not funny... being a filipino, i guess our foods and other delicacies taste good... not the kind of thing that this man described it!!!
filipino kid - April 25, 2005 - Report this comment
"What you thought about this parody" gayer than shit, racist song ):
Pissed_Pinay - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
your "pardody" don't know what you're talking about....Filipino food tastes good....if you don't like it then don't eat it...simple, right?! how about you try something else and maybe you'll succeed in being funny--as of this failed...HORRIBLY!!
Dave Allman - August 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I apologize to any who were offended - I love Filipinos and their food - that was just a particularly bad lunch - could have been any culture; I just felt a song coming on! Please accept my apology.
agf - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
it wouldve been ok if a filipino made it. who cares! sheesh
pinoy playa - April 07, 2006 - Report this comment
lumpia is the best
Sam Fisher (the real Splinter Cell guy, not the ripoff) - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
maybe you ate some street foods in there, some digestive stuff that they put on a stick, it's a real pain for doctors there...I've been in there after some time with those Indonesian terrorists, and despite some funky stuff in there, the food is actually quite good, especially "kare-kare" or ox tail with veggies on peanut sauce. Nothing wrong about your parody, except that it was an insult. = (
Mademoiselle Madeline Fogg - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
A bit too much of insult for a nation with yummy food and creative people - Filipinos. It would have been better if some Filipino parodist made it, like that Michael V guy you Pinoys are familiar with - I've been in there for a few months and didn't find anything that annoys me, let alone a very resourceful kid scouring the dumpster for some chicken, despite risking appendicitis or something.
Agrimorfee - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I found nothing offensive about this.
bill - March 21, 2010 - Report this comment
sam fisher... what do you mean by Indonesian terrorists? you and your way of thinking are the terrorists. grow up dude. BTW, am not Indonesian.

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