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Song Parodies -> "I Had A Very Good Rear"

Original Song Title:

"It Was A Very Good Year"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I Had A Very Good Rear"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

when i was seventeen...i had a very good rear
i had a very good rear...it wowed the girls
they'd gaze at the sight
my butt, nice and tight
it was nice and lean...when i was seventeen

when i was twenty one...i had a pretty good rear
i had a pretty good rear...it lured some girls
right into my lair
and then i'd get bare
and they'd admire my buns...when i was twenty one

when i was thirty five...i had a fairly good rear
i had a fairly good rear...i still got girls
but none of my dreams
rather wide in the beam
though i still had the drive...when i was thirty five

and now my butt's all warped...i've got an ugly ol' rear
i've got veiny like vines...and wrinkly lines
my cheeks have spread
its itchy and red
and i think its clear...i've got an ugly ol' rear

i've got a messy ol' rear

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AFW - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, here alvin...but perhaps, a little more than I care to know..lol..5's
Royce Miller - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
there's alot more to you than your rear, Alvin
alvin rhodes - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and royce
Rex - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Fortunate for us you still have very good talent. Funny concept and clever writing.
Michael Pacholek - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Cheeky.
Kristof Robertson - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Al; I REALLY didn't need to know this...but, um...thanks for sharing. ;-) 555
carol - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
naughty and funny! 5's
alvin rhodes - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks rex, michael kristof and carol..by the way...my rear is just fine, thanks...this isn't autobiographical
Tim Mayfield - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Butt, it is graphical... ;-)
Claude Prez - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, thanks for the imagery. No, really. Glad you ran out of verses. Funny stuff though.
Spaff.com - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilhairyass!
Paul Robinson - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin, this one was an LOL that quickly turned into a COL (Cackle out loud) and kept going until my own buns were shaking....and I was picturing Sinatra, standing onstage in his suit, delivering this one in all earnestness...doing his bit with the longer and "deeper meaning" phrasing and carrying out and holding those notes...Oh, man, I gotta stop...Nope, can't - OK...now you've Nelson Riddle and His Orchestra in the background with the horns blaring and reaching up after Frankie's final notes here...
Arwen - November 09, 2005 - Report this comment
VERY funny, Alvin...=)
Peregrin - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody bummed me out - in a good way
PMS - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
No ifs ands or butts, this cracked me up!
Adagio - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny one, Alvin. You said that your rear is just fine? (Looking up the 'fine' verse on your parody) LOL. 5's
stuart mcarthur - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
bottoms up, alvin - LOL! - 555
alvin rhodes - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks tim claude spaff paul arwen peregrin PMS adagio and stuart

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