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Song Parodies -> "Prostate"

Original Song Title:

"My Way"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Prostate"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Imagine Old Blue Eyes singing this in a smoky Vegas nightclub ...
And now
My end, I fear
Must go and face
The vinyl hurtin'

My end!
My sacred rear!
I'll take a case,
Of K-Y squirtin'

I've lived
A life that's full
I've reveled nights, stayed up and flossed late

I'm sore...so sore can't piss...
Must be my pros--tate!


Hemm'rhoids
I've had a few
Butt then again
Too rude to mention

I sat
When I had to poo
And jaw grit too
With bowel distention

I crammed
Steamed heart of horse
Each mare full-prepped
Upon a hot-plate

Now sore...so sore can't piss...
Blame it on pros--tate!


Yes, there were times
In years of youth
When I'd bitch and moan
And be uncouth

Budweisers tall
And Guinness Stout
I drank 'em up
And pissed 'em out

I face the wall,
These words I scrawl ---
"Dammit, my pros--tate!"


I'm gloved
I'm probed inside
My gland feels full
I fear it's oozing

And now
My doctor sighed,
"You might drip, so, don't go boozing!"

I drink
I piss and pass
My plumbing is --- in such a raw state!

It's no-go when I pee...
My wicked pros-tate!


For what's in a man,
Inside his butt?
This stupid gland,
Like a walnut!

Makes him say things
He truly feels!
When urine spurts,
He grunts and squeals!

Doc's record shows --- this walnut grows ---
My swol-len pros-tate!

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John Jenkins - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Somehow, I can't imagine Sinatra flossing. Butt then again, the heart of horse line might be very accurate. Vinyl hurtin' is very good, too.
Rick D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
And I thought I was a crotchety old man!
Yet Another Dutchman - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I CAN imagine OBE singing this. This was pretty darn funny.
alvin rhodes - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
a lovely stirring ballad...5s
Johnny D - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks JJ, Highlander, Yet Another Dutchman, and alvin.
Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Talk about "I only hurts when I laugh." Ow. Ow. OWWWW!!!! But considering how he died, it might be better to do it to Elvis' version.
Johnny D - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael.
Agrimorfee - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Frankie's turning in his grave, and Paul Anka's gonna get some of his friends to meet you in a deserted alley, ya moke. Funny! 555
Johnny D - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agri !
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, Agri. Johnny's really gotta be afraid of Paul Anchor and his aging boy band. I'll bet he's shaking in his sneaks. With laughter.
Johnny D - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey Michael & Agrimorfee --- exactly what connection does Ball Chancre--er, I mean, Paul Anka --- have with the OS ?
Agrimorfee - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Mr. Anka takes full responsibility for writing the OS, Johnny. Believe it or don't.
Mike M - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing was 100% right on, better than the original.
Johnny D - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mike M. And thanks for the info, Agri.

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