Song Parodies -> "Get Me 'neath The Earth In Time"

Original Song Title:

"Get Me To The Church On Time"

Original Performer:

"Get Me 'neath The Earth In Time"

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The Lyrics

i'm gettin' buried and they're mournin'
sad songs, the choir is gonna chime
casket of copper...sure is a whopper
get me 'neath the earth in time

i'll be on view tomorrow mornin'
spruced up, without a speck of grime
flat on my rumpus...not cattawumpus
get me 'neath the earth in time

if i was rancid...folks would be floored
if i was leakin'...eek ! ...the folks would roar

i'm gettin' buried and they're mournin'
so long...i guess its just my time
i'm lyin' stiffly...don't try to whiff me
just get me 'neath the earth
get me 'neath the earth
for god's sake
get me 'neath the earth....in...time

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Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

If a corpse advised me not to whiff him, there's no chance I wouldn't be following that advice - LOL alvin - great title too - 555

AFW - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

I really dig this one, alvin...very funny write

john ulvang - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Dark!

Royce Miller - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Alvin, is there any chance you'd write a follow-up to this, only about being cremated and in an urn instead of being in a casket? Just thought I'd ask.

alvin rhodes - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks stuart (lol)...AFW john and royce (i dunno...maybe)

Johnny D - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Sounds like Buffy needs to be standing by ... with a WOODEN STAKE.

alvin rhodes - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks johnny

PMS - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

RIP Real Ingenious Parody!!!

Dee Range - August 10, 2005 - Report this comment

Take these 5's with you when you go...just don't go yet!!

Phil Alexander - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment

Dead good.

alvin rhodes - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks PMS dee and phil

Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment

For a moment, I thought this was gonna be about Middle Earth. Thank you for NOT doing that. Anybody who doesn't like this parody is dead from the neck up.

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