Sadly I sit, deep in despair
'Cause I told my dentist my wants,
When first in the chair...
Set In The Crowns

Whit'ner looks great, fillings are fine
Mirror's reflecting a dunce,
This mouth isn't mine...
Oh, where are the Crowns?,
Set In The Crowns

I love the fluoride, just like I bought
But it's so frustrating,
the main thing I wanted, is naught
With open mouth once again,
I just hopelessly stare
No crowns are there...

I got root canal,
I like the veneer,
But no matter how hard that I hunt,
Crowns don't appear
Oh, Where are the Crowns?
Set In The Crowns...Supposed to be here

I know you're rich, no dentist, I fear
Hey, I'll sue your ass,
And ruin your career...
So, Where are the Crowns?
Set In The Crowns,
And I don't mean next year!