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Song Parodies -> "The Boost Is Yet To Come"

Original Song Title:

"The Best Is Yet To Come"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Boost Is Yet To Come"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This song was first recorded by Tony Bennett, and ironically, would be the last song, Sinatra would perform in public, in 1995.
Off of the tree of life,
I just picked me a plump
She's an entire baseball team -
I'm like her ump..
Horse riding, says my pet,
The boost is yet to come..

The boost is yet to come,
When her leg's bent to ride
Needs help to straddle up,
Mark my hernia fried..
Wait till her pony whinnys neigh,
Wait till their seats have met
It just might rear and buck away
It ain't felt no load yet..

Beach is her second whim,
After the pony ride
I'm kind of scared to swim
Think tsunami tide,
Think tsunami tide...

Wants me to take her to fly
After a three hour dine
Plane can't get airborne, they try..
Till TSB says, "Nein!"

Off of the sea of life,
I have towed me a barge
Blonde, thinks like Barney Fife
And her first name is Marge
I shouldn't make remarks so snide
I love her - she's the one..
She's just agreed to be my bride
And shade me from the sun..

The boost is yet to come,
Wedding's bought and sold
Top boost is yet to come,
Come at our threshold
Come at our threshold...

(Ooooh, I can't lift ya, babe,
You're just gonna' have to walk over it..)

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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 3.2

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Booster - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
CML has plenty Viagra. Borrow some. Welcome back. My score reflects your holy trinity.
Patrick - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Clever use of language, and a song I actually recognize. I can almost hear Sinatra singing it. I can also picture the situations. Years ago I tried to get on a horse and it took some help. I also remember being invited on a ride in a small plane, and the pilot had to have some fuel drained to accommodate my additional weight. True story.
AFW - January 20, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks, Patrick. I'm not much of a horse rider, either, or planes. Give me boots on the ground, so to speak.

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