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Song Parodies -> "Rage and Traffic"

Original Song Title:

"Love and Marriage"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Rage and Traffic"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
Merge together into hell and havoc
This I tell commuters
You can't drive home without some fued'ers

Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
It's an interchange that's often graphic
Ask the back seat driver's
And they will say they are survivors

Try, try, try conciliation
It's a preclusion
Try, try, try and you will only come
To need defusion

Rage and traffic, rage and traffic
Go together like J-Lo and Afleck
Learn from those crash dummies
You can't drive safe by being chummy

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 11

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   9

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John Barry - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This drove me to laughter.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A rush hour job it seems, I would have had "Learn from crash test dummies" in the last verse, but I'm giving you digits 4, 5 and 5 again anyway. (Note: Not numero 3).
Royce Miller - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
delightfully funny
AFW - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
This is extremely good...Especially the line, "Go together like J-Lo and Afleck"...5's
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Good balance between original-song references and new material--you handled the difficult "traffic" rhymes very creatively. 5-5-5. - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Your rhymage is sublimage.
Peregrin - July 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Found this via the random feature, Lionel. Good work and funny with an OS that gave you little room.

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