-> "Fly Wait"
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And now, no flight has come
Our butts are numb, from all the sittin'
And let me tell you, chum,
With such delays, we feel like quittin'
We checked our baggage in,
And paid the price, an awful high rate
No more, no more like this,
This lousy Fly Wait...
Regrets, there's quite a few
Like booking it, or showing up here,
They won't do what they should do..
Booze we could use, another cup here
We planned a Honeymoon
New bride and I, our chance to gyrate
But now, we're stuck with this,
This lousy Fly Wait..
At times like these, the nerves turn blue
We could bite off - an ear, maybe two
But thru it all, although we pout
We must control volcano spout,
Bang head on wall
Face tarmac stall,
And deal with Fly Wait..
We're shoved to aft, we pryed,
Just could afford these tail end coaches
Back here, where babies cry
And crawling are - some big roaches
No more, next time we'll drive
Skip all of this jive,
Tho' might arrive late
We'll save our sanity
From one long Fly...Wait..
New bride and groom, what have we got
Some privacy, we sure have not
On this big jet there ain't none, bub
Unless we join that mile high club
I need her hips, she needs unzips
And not this fly wait
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