Buy Me Macaroons,
And ice cream floats, and choc'late stars
Get me all the things I like, like Super candy bars,

In other words, Make me fat
In other words, Baby, pork me

Stretch this tiny thong,
Until I fit size "Forty four"
Don't want anorexic, or bulemia, no more

In other words, plump me up
In other words, supersize

Fill my sugar spoons,
Bring marmalade in giant jars,
Feed me big banana splits, til I get stretch mark scars

In other words, Goodbye thin,
In other words, let me pig out

Call the pizza shop,
And order dozens at the door
I won't be the one to count, no calories, no more

In other words, cellulite,
In other words, Thunder Thighs...