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Song Parodies -> "Buy Me Macaroons"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me To The Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Buy Me Macaroons"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Buy Me Macaroons,
And ice cream floats, and choc'late stars
Get me all the things I like, like Super candy bars,

In other words, Make me fat
In other words, Baby, pork me

Stretch this tiny thong,
Until I fit size "Forty four"
Don't want anorexic, or bulemia, no more

In other words, plump me up
In other words, supersize

Fill my sugar spoons,
Bring marmalade in giant jars,
Feed me big banana splits, til I get stretch mark scars

In other words, Goodbye thin,
In other words, let me pig out

Call the pizza shop,
And order dozens at the door
I won't be the one to count, no calories, no more

In other words, cellulite,
In other words, Thunder Thighs...

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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 3   0
 4   1
 5   14

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Jeff Reuben - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. Certainly the best macaroon song of the day =)
Arwen - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked it...gave it 5s...but I've got to admit that "Baby, pork me" brought to mind things unrelated to food. And I realize that I should be ashamed of myself for that...but it's true none the less...

Good job, Airfarcewon!
AFW - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and Arwen....Yes, I did give thought to that other meaning....too
Johnny D - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, oink oink. 5's
Dee Range - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Had to raid the fridge after this . Good job AFW... 5's
alvin rhodes - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
swingin'...i gained 5 pounds just reading it...5s
Paul Robinson - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
AFW - pigged out on this one...5's...Arwen! We're all quite shocked, I'm sure...
John Barry - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2004 - Report this comment
5s for the title alone!!
AFW - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all commentators

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