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Song Parodies -> "Dangers In The 'Fridge"

Original Song Title:

"Strangers In The Night"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Dangers In The 'Fridge"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Dangers in the fridge, these big love handles
Overweight a smidge, like Marlon Brando
Scarfin' down fried rice, until my face turned blue

Nothing in the fridge, had seemed inviting
Back there on the ledge, what is that hiding?
Something in my gut, told me I had the flu

Sirens in the night, two paramedics
There were sirens left and right
Delivered Dead-Ex
Now I have this thirst below
Satan's all a-glow
Water...just a chance to sip
A warm and highly rancid drip and

Ever since I fried, the sweat just breaks out
Never should have tried, the Chinese take out
Buried on the ridge
From dangers in the fridge

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 23

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Guy - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is really funny. Reminds me of a cartoon with caption I saw once. It was titled "When food goes bad". It showed the inside of a fridge with a tomatoe holding a gun on the mayo robbing it.
Kristof Robertson - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
"Delivered Dead-ex"....brilliant! 555
Stuart McArthur - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
You're so tactful, Dee....I suppose Marlon Brando was "just a smidge" overweight - it's all gone now though, so why worry? - loved it Dee - 555
Airfarcewon - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
A fun and funny read....So it must've been a fun write...really good!
Johnny D - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
But there's always room for jello...unless that jello's made of LARD. 555
John Barry - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Cautionary but very funny.
Adagio - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny one..except for the person delivered 'Dead-Ex'. lol 5's
Ashkicksass - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I love love love Chinese food, but I refuse to eat the leftovers. It's totally wierd, but true. So it made me LOL that you wrote this! Fabulous job!
Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Many thanks to all for the nice comments :-)
alvin rhodes - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
i howled at this one...reminded me of the george carlin line about cleaning out the it meat? it cake ?...5s
Dee Range - October 20, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin, thank you so much!
Serafina - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good, Dee.
Dee Range - October 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Serafina, thank you
Kim G. - November 03, 2004 - Report this comment
This is really good. :)
DebMinty - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I just KNOW I'm going to have this one running through my head in the middle of the night. Top job!
Larry - April 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad at all..I like it
Skip - December 04, 2010 - Report this comment
I have recorded this for my friends. It got a very good reception. NIcely Done!

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