Song Parodies -> Dangers In The 'Fridge
| Original Song Title: | "Strangers In The Night" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dangers In The 'Fridge" |
| Parody Written by: | Dee Range |
Dangers in the fridge, these big love handles
Overweight a smidge, like Marlon Brando
Scarfin' down fried rice, until my face turned blue
Nothing in the fridge, had seemed inviting
Back there on the ledge, what is that hiding?
Something in my gut, told me I had the flu
Sirens in the night, two paramedics
There were sirens left and right
Delivered Dead-Ex
Now I have this thirst below
Satan's all a-glow
Water...just a chance to sip
A warm and highly rancid drip and
Ever since I fried, the sweat just breaks out
Never should have tried, the Chinese take out
Buried on the ridge
From dangers in the fridge
Overweight a smidge, like Marlon Brando
Scarfin' down fried rice, until my face turned blue
Nothing in the fridge, had seemed inviting
Back there on the ledge, what is that hiding?
Something in my gut, told me I had the flu
Sirens in the night, two paramedics
There were sirens left and right
Delivered Dead-Ex
Now I have this thirst below
Satan's all a-glow
Water...just a chance to sip
A warm and highly rancid drip and
Ever since I fried, the sweat just breaks out
Never should have tried, the Chinese take out
Buried on the ridge
From dangers in the fridge
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is really funny. Reminds me of a cartoon with caption I saw once. It was titled "When food goes bad". It showed the inside of a fridge with a tomatoe holding a gun on the mayo robbing it.
"Delivered Dead-ex"....brilliant! 555
You're so tactful, Dee....I suppose Marlon Brando was "just a smidge" overweight - it's all gone now though, so why worry? - loved it Dee - 555
A fun and funny read....So it must've been a fun write...really good!
But there's always room for jello...unless that jello's made of LARD. 555
Cautionary but very funny.
Very funny one..except for the person delivered 'Dead-Ex'. lol 5's
I love love love Chinese food, but I refuse to eat the leftovers. It's totally wierd, but true. So it made me LOL that you wrote this! Fabulous job!
Many thanks to all for the nice comments :-)
i howled at this one...reminded me of the george carlin line about cleaning out the fridge..is it meat?...is it cake ?...5s
alvin, thank you so much!
Pretty good, Dee.
Serafina, thank you
This is really good. :)
I just KNOW I'm going to have this one running through my head in the middle of the night. Top job!
Not bad at all..I like it
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