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Song Parodies -> "Way Too Greasy"

Original Song Title:

"Nice And Easy"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Way Too Greasy"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

How might I follow Christmas In July? With a series of parodies about summer to the works of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr.! Get ready for (mostly) Rat Pack August. First up is a ditty about outdoor cuisine. While I could have produced "Fry Me To The Moon" or "Grill Of My Dreams", I opted for a lesser-known Sinatra selection from 1960. ;D

This burger's way too greasy.
It's gonna make me queasy.
Put it back on the grill.
Turn up the propane power.
Cook it for half an hour,
Or it will make me ill.
Don't want to eat pink ground beef! That's meat abuse.
And don't give me - one full of that red juice.
'Though I'm a happy fella,
I don't want salmonella.
You're spoiling all my fun.
For I won't eat a burger - 'til it's well done.

Call me a party pooper. I think I'm wise,
'Cause with food health - I will not compromise.
I know it's marinated
But please serve it cremated.
Remember! Hold the cheese!
'Though my tastebuds you're whetting,
It's still not done I'm betting.
I'll take no chance of getting - gastric disease.

(Spoken) Just leave it on a little longer.

(Sung) So keep on with your grilling.
It's my gut that you're filling.
It's nasty germs you're killing. Sterilize these!

A tip of the chef's hat to one of my favorite barbecue parodies - "San Antonio Roast" by AFW. ;D

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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John Barry - August 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Grilled Rat Pack. Delish.
Phil Alexander - August 02, 2011 - Report this comment
:-D Very well done.
Dave W. - August 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Once again Ribs, Ya made me hungry for more.....I love it !.
Rob Arndt - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Anyone who cooks meat well-done either doesn't know how to cook or doesn't know how to enjoy meat. Make mine XXX-rare!!! If it ain't bleedin', I ain't a eatin'!!! BTW, I gave you 555 out of that bunch!!!
WCJ - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Make mine medium well please, and yours 555 OMR! :-)
Patrick - August 03, 2011 - Report this comment
Well done for me. Meat and music.

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