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Song Parodies -> "Blood River"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Blood River"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The "Allied Armies" of Antichrist will cover the whole of Palestine, and so great shall be the slaughter, that, in the valleys and hollows, all over the whole of Palestine, for the length of Palestine as far south as Bozrah is 1600 furlongs or 200 miles, the blood shall be up to the horses' bridles. It will be the time of which Isaiah speaks, when the land shall be "Soaked With Blood." Isa. 34:1-8. The "Tribulation Period" will close with the great "Battle of Armageddon." The armies of the East and the West will be assembled in the Holy Land by the "Demon Spirits" that shall be sent forth from the mouths of the "Satanic Trinity." The field of battle will be the "Valley of Megiddo," located in the heart of Palestine, the battlefield of the great battles of the Old Testament. The forces engaged will be the "Allied Armies" of Antichrist on the one side, and the "Heavenly Army" of Christ on the other. The "time" will be when the Harvest of the Earth" IS RIPE (Rev. 14:15), and at the "Psychological Moment" when the "Allied Armies" of Antichrist are about to take the city of Jerusalem.
Blood River stretches 200 miles
Up to the horses’ bridles on THAT DAY
Oh Antichrist dictator, Satanic slayer
Your mighty army utterly destroyed in the Valley

Two armies clash to seize the world
Gathered at Megiddo, in the Valley
Christ from heaven will descend
The Heavenly Host with HIM
Your life to end, Blood River
Flows free…

Blood River stretches 200 miles
Up to the horses’ bridles on THAT DAY
Oh Antichrist dictator, Satanic slayer
Your mighty army utterly destroyed in the Valley

Two armies clash to seize the world
Gathered at Megiddo, in the Valley
Christ from heaven will descend
The Heavenly Host with HIM
Your life to end, Blood River
Flows free…

(Blood River, Blood River)

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Dennis - June 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Rivers of blood, and mountains of corpses? Sounds *very* familiar...

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