Song Parodies -> The Ways Of Winos Noses

Original Song Title:

"The Days Of Wine And Roses"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Ways Of Winos Noses"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

"The Ways Of Winos Noses"

The Ways Of Winos Noses
Bloom and swell in size, Muscatel in size,
Like the make up of a masquerading clown,
Parading thru a town,
Ballooned and reddish brown.
Long years of drink discloses
Such a puffy schnozz,
Nothing like it was
Before too many bottles of the brew.
The Ways Of Winos Noses, shine thru.

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Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Just like Tom Cruise, short and perfectly formed...555
Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
yes, I agree, Kristof, although I always use Kylie Minogue when using that simile - nice won airfarcewon
Joe Melchionne - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great song to parody and well done...555
alvin rhodes - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
love the original...love the parody...hate wine...5s
Johnny D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
555....I thought Tom Cruise was a ding-a-ling who's clear as a bell ?

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