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Song Parodies -> "I Swallowed A Spoon"

Original Song Title:

"Fly Me To The Moon"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"I Swallowed A Spoon"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

ever seen those people that eat inanimate objects, here's a song for them.
I swallowed a spoon
It’s a spoon shaped like guitar
I was licking ice cream and
I err guess I licked too far
Situations ain’t so grand
In other words someone, kick me

This is all so wrong
Did I just eat the kitchen drawer?
I just want to eat more
The cutlery and the floor
And when it hurts, I will spew
In other words, I will soon

Chewing don’t take long
Swallowing is like a war
If you had to time me
Takes one hour or bit more
It bloody hurts, that is true
Its quite absurd, Its gonna hurt

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

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Mark Scotti - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Love the "silly" songs!!! Kreskin would bend it in his belly!! Fives
Christie Marie M - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Tuneful and spoonful parody, Gari! I'll need to go to the ER if I happened to swallow a spoon. Yeah, there are some people like that who eat inanimate objects. Take a spoonful of 5's!
Gari J - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark Scotti by the way who is Kreskin. Nice rhyme in the comments Christie M i'll have a spoonful of fives thanks. (I thinking of doing this one again soon with a diff idea)
Mark Scotti - June 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Kreskin was a mentalist in the 70's, who's big act on TV was to bend spoons with hi mind...

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