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Song Parodies -> "High Times"

Original Song Title:

"High Hopes"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"High Times"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Just what made my little old aunt
Take off with my cannabis plant?
Anyone knows that my aunt, shan't
Smoke my cannabis plant

But she's got--- MYYYY DOPE
She's got---MYYYY DOPE
She's got--my stash so she won't have to

So the next time she snags my weed
I'll teach her indeed
Pick the phone up and chant:
COPS! There goes another reeferhead
STOP that crazy motherbleeperhead
COPS! There goes my druggie reeferhead aunt

Just what makes that little Pontiff
Slip into the back for a spliff?
Anyone who takes a whiff, sniffs
His spi-ritual lift

Cause he's a---HIIIIGH POPE
He's a--high Vatican-nabis supplyyyy Pope

And every time he takes a toke
God says okey-doke
That's why I made it, man!
Stoop!-id fascist laws are buggin' me
Poop! On those who can't let druggies be
Woops! There goes a dumb big brotherly plan

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John Jenkins - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, your irreverence is, as usual, refreshing. I don't think that God would condone Papal marijuana usage, but He would indeed agree that the War on Drugs is an expensive failure.
Johnny D - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
If the Pope had glaucoma, I think the Archangel Gabriel himself might be sent from heaven with a Papal Pound courtesy of The Glorious Creator Of The Good THC Molecule. 555
Kristof Robertson - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Claude, as ever you make your point in a gut wrenchingly funny way...."He's a high Vatican-nabis supply Pope" is the line of the year. 555
Johnny D - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Claude, is it OK with you if I assemble the contributions for "Atkins Diet Rhapsody" and post it as "A Room Full Of Monkeys" ?
Johnny D - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Got your PM, Claude - thanks - "Atkins Diet Rhapsody" by "A Room Full Of Monkeys" has been submitted.
Phil Alexander - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Too good for words, Claude. Just makes me wish I'd thought of it first :-) - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Not a wasted bit in the whole joint. Too many great rhymes and killer lines to mention. Even God says okey-doke.
Ol' John Brown - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Another triple 5 from this neck of the woods! I'd better git now, them durned helicopters is a flyin' over again . . .
Tim Hall - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Marijuana, marijuana, marijuana, marijiana!. Great job.
Rod Worden - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, man, fascism is BIG business these days. We need to keep the war on drugs going and growing so that we can hire more cops and bust more shmoes and build more jails and hire more guards and float more bonds and pay more egregious banking and Wall Street fees and create more money out of thin air to pay for it all! What are you, un-Amerikan? Great job as usual, Claude!
alvin rhodes - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
HAHAHA..i literally laughed out loud...this is one of the finest parodies i've seen on this site...bravo !
Claude Prez - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey thanks all. And John J, you may be happy to hear I agree; God never shoulda said "okey doke". He shoulda said "holy smoke".
The Poper - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn your song! Now everybody's going to be checking to make sure I put in frankencense. How else do you think I can make people sit, stand, and kneel for an hour? They're not receiving communion.... they just have the munchies!! I WAS considering wine bongs and bbq flavored hosts.... thanks a lot!
Claude Prez - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
So sorry, Your Smoke-a-boliness. Does this mean no nacho cheese for dippin' when we pretend to eat Jesus? Cause I really like a little flavor with my wacky rituals.
Pothead - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice...very nice...weed is nice...

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