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Song Parodies -> "The Days of Swine in Noses"

Original Song Title:

"The Days of Wine and Roses"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"The Days of Swine in Noses"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

The days,

Of swine in noses!

Nostrils run and spray,

Virus vile away,

Through a tissue and in-to another nose ...

A nose marked "open door" --

-- and now there's one nose more ...

The swinely blight gets closer ...

Just a passing breeze,

Filled with pig disease ...

Hope the coats of white,

Can synthesize a brew --

-- that slays the swine in noses -- not YOU!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 5   10

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alvin - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
scary subject...good the OS
Mark Scotti - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Great subs.. Five boogers your way.
John Barry - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
JD, where ya been? Great job, as always. Most lyrical disease parody I've ever seen.
Mallory - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
What an appropriate time for a title substitution such as this one. (Sad, but true.) 5s your way.
Joe Siebert - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
What a great parody for an OS with not very many lines. Here, stuff some 5s into the ballot box.
Tommy Turtle - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
No Lemmon, this.... What John Barry said, esp. the first part!
Johnny D - May 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Mark, JB, Mallory, Joe, and TT.
littleCupCakes - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, Sir, this is my 'theme song' for piano! i love it, as Mancini was my favorite US composer & sinatra my favorite singer. Bravo & Grazi, Senore! the movie is a bit too depressing, but certainly Lemmon's finest hour.

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