Song Parodies -> I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
| Original Song Title: | "You Make Me Feel So Young" |
| Original Performer: | Frank Sinatra |
| Parody Song Title: | "I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
Chicks say my mouth is really hung
Reaches underneath my chin
I'm such a lucky in-dividual..
Each moment that I speak
Babes watch my tongue play hide and seek
They cuddle close and peek inside
Ask me to open wide..
Blessed am I,
The slithery slice of an asp
When I dare to unleash it
Ladies pass out, "My God!" they gasp..
With my Gene Simmons' Tongue
Inside the Guiness book I am among
Guys lengthy slung,
Hooks babes faster than pick up lines sprung
And even when I'm old and gray
My tongue will be the way it is today
Cuz' I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
Oh yeah, I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
Chicks say my mouth is really hung
Reaches underneath my chin
I'm such a lucky in-dividual..
Each moment that I speak
Babes watch my tongue play hide and seek
They cuddle close and peek inside
Ask me to open wide..
Blessed am I,
The slithery slice of an asp
When I dare to unleash it
Ladies pass out, "My God!" they gasp..
With my Gene Simmons' Tongue
Inside the Guiness book I am among
Guys lengthy slung,
Hooks babes faster than pick up lines sprung
And even when I'm old and gray
My tongue will be the way it is today
Cuz' I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
Oh yeah, I've Got Gene Simmons' Tongue
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Brilliant idea! Great execution! Blowing a KISS your way.
Thanks for making me glad I dropped by! 555
lol...great concept...i'm picturing the chairman of the board decked out in KISS makeup
Thanks, Matthias...I'll skip that kiss tho' :)...and thanks, Ravyn, and alvin
As physics go I suppose this is a big tongue theory?
Thanks, Peter...Guess you could say that.. : )
. . . Sir, this positively beastly!! It has a certain "something" about it . . . yes, I while agree that it is well constructed, it contains a elements of raunchiness . . .
. . . Miss Pity Pat, please pass me my smelling salts! A fainting spell is coming on . . .
You must be well slung to sling such slash. The ladies are squirmin' for sure, you dog you. Well tongue - er I mean done.
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