Song Parodies -> "Complain With Me"

Original Song Title:

"Come Fly With Me"

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Original Performer:

"Complain With Me"

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The Lyrics

Maybe we should all be a little more like Lewis Black..

Complain With Me,
Let's bitch about our life
The damn weather sucks,
Gas is near four bucks,
Butter slides right off the knife..
Complain With Me,
Let's roll some balls of strife

Complain With Me,
We're in the final days
Crazy politics,
White house full a' hicks
They don't make good mayonnaise..
Complain With Me,
Let's babble like Blue Jays..

Everyone is uptight,
Road rage on the Interstate
Hurried fate,
Always late,
Nothing ever goes right,
Like the way you know it could,
Always should,
Smooth and good..less stormy weather..

Complain With Me
We've lost those civil rights
Dollar's down in worth
Ozone's warming earth
Getting hard to sleep at nights
Complain With Me,
Complaining prevents fights..

Complain With Me,
No fun is satisfied
They're promoting Glen
You've been dumped again
Forced to lick your wounded pride
Complain With Me
Let's take a pity ride..

Complain With Me
Why aren't those potholes filled
We pay taxes high
Like the other guy
Still, no new roads, do they build
Complain With Me,
Show them we'll not be stilled..

Government's in turmoil
Lately, all our freedom's less
We possess
Only stress,
Space high shoots that crude oil
Gasoline's like liquid gold
Fat billfold
Hard to hold..ask Paul 'bout Heather..

Complain With Me
When were we last relaxed?
No future seen
Hope's a guillotine
Where our dreams are getting axed
Complain With Me,
So far, complaints aren't taxed

Complain With Me,
So far, complaints aren't taxed

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alvin - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

fives...no complaints...about your fine parody, anyway

2Eagle - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Such ironic humor - 5's.

Guy - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Farce - give 'em time and they will find a way to tax complaints. One of the pharmacies at Lackland AFB has a novelty approach to complaints. It consists of a hand grenade mounted on a wooden flat with a sign that says pull pin for complaints with the number 1 on it. I guess they don't get many complaints over there. And are you hinting about something with the "guillotine" line? I really think that is very appropriate way to look at the hopelessness. But you know your glass is always half full except when it's half empty, right?

LadyMoonCakes - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir L'Air is sooooo good: I love it! No complaining here. . . Oh, it's perfect for a flying HoneyMoon they say . . . Come fly with me, Pack up let's fly away . . . . !

Stan Hall - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Love the "White House full of hicks ... " lline and the conclusion. And hey ... just occurs to me that if complaints about that White House full of hicks _were_ taxed, the head hick could fund his toy war _and_ balance a budget. :-)

AFW - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin...and 2Eagle..and thanks, Guy..good story..no underlying movtivation to guillotine line..just a line...and thanks,LMC..and thanks, Stan, you're right there...

Jason - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

That was great. Well done!

AFW - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jason

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