Complain With Me,
Let's bitch about our life
The damn weather sucks,
Gas is near four bucks,
Butter slides right off the knife..
Complain With Me,
Let's roll some balls of strife

Complain With Me,
We're in the final days
Crazy politics,
White house full a' hicks
They don't make good mayonnaise..
Complain With Me,
Let's babble like Blue Jays..

Everyone is uptight,
Road rage on the Interstate
Hurried fate,
Always late,
Nothing ever goes right,
Like the way you know it could,
Always should,
Smooth and good..less stormy weather..

Complain With Me
We've lost those civil rights
Dollar's down in worth
Ozone's warming earth
Getting hard to sleep at nights
Complain With Me,
Complaining prevents fights..


Complain With Me,
No fun is satisfied
They're promoting Glen
You've been dumped again
Forced to lick your wounded pride
Complain With Me
Let's take a pity ride..

Complain With Me
Why aren't those potholes filled
We pay taxes high
Like the other guy
Still, no new roads, do they build
Complain With Me,
Show them we'll not be stilled..

Government's in turmoil
Lately, all our freedom's less
We possess
Only stress,
Space high shoots that crude oil
Gasoline's like liquid gold
Fat billfold
Hard to hold..ask Paul 'bout Heather..

Complain With Me
When were we last relaxed?
No future seen
Hope's a guillotine
Where our dreams are getting axed
Complain With Me,
So far, complaints aren't taxed

Complain With Me,
So far, complaints aren't taxed